Fantasy Baseball

ssgaufan · « **Reply #140 on:** April 18, 2008, 01:47:16 PM »

FUCK, I'm getting my ass kicked this week. At least Smoltz had a hell of a game last night.

Thrilla · « **Reply #141 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:02:09 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 18, 2008, 01:47:16 PM

FUCK, I'm getting my ass kicked this week. At least Smoltz had a hell of a game last night.

He was unbelievable last night. He will get to 3000 K's in no time. I am still in disbelief that he can throw a fastball in the mid 90's halfway through the game. When they have a retirement ceremony for him in Atlanta, I'm going to bring a cooler of beer, tailgate, and be the loudest person there.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #142 on:** April 18, 2008, 04:35:51 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 18, 2008, 02:02:09 PM

He was unbelievable last night. He will get to 3000 K's in no time. I am still in disbelief that he can throw a fastball in the mid 90's halfway through the game. When they have a retirement ceremony for him in Atlanta, I'm going to bring a cooler of beer, tailgate, and be the loudest person there.

I'll bring the Beam and Sprite.

Ogre · « **Reply #143 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:06:20 AM »

Well, after the complete ass raping I gave the Death Dealers last week, it's on to the Lollygaggers for me. I'm a little worried, because he just beat Jarhead's Team, and Jarhead's Team beat me in week 2, giving me my only loss of the season. Then again, I've made quite a few roster changes since then, so we'll see how it shakes out.

Did I mention that this shit is addictive? Oh yeah, I broke down and bought the Stat Tracker. It's worth the $10 in my opinion.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #144 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:18:07 AM »

Yep...stat tracker is worth it no matter what nookie says!!!

And Hugh...you got fucking lucky...I forgot to start 3 pitchers over the weekend which I believe would have had me win at least strike outs...and it would have been really close with ERA and WHIP. My hitters are hot though...if they keep it up I will be in good shape!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #145 on:** April 21, 2008, 11:04:55 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 21, 2008, 10:18:07 AM

Yep...stat tracker is worth it no matter what nookie says!!!

And Hugh...you got fucking lucky...I forgot to start 3 pitchers over the weekend which I believe would have had me win at least strike outs...and it would have been really close with ERA and WHIP. My hitters are hot though...if they keep it up I will be in good shape!

How did it end up? Our Firewalls block the site here at work, and the last thing I saw was that you were up 5 to 4 on me. I hates teh yahoos fire blockers.

Ogre · « **Reply #146 on:** April 21, 2008, 11:42:05 AM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on April 21, 2008, 11:04:55 AM

How did it end up? Our Firewalls block the site here at work, and the last thing I saw was that you were up 5 to 4 on me. I hates teh yahoos fire blockers.

You ended up losing 5-4. That puts your overall record at 10-17-3, in 11th place overall, and 8.5 games back from 1st place.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #147 on:** April 21, 2008, 12:04:51 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2008, 11:42:05 AM

You ended up losing 5-4. That puts your overall record at 10-17-3, in 11th place overall, and 8.5 games back from 1st place.

Yes! Suck on that loosers, I am just a step out of the top 10...
How many in our group again? 100? 1,000?

Ogre · « **Reply #148 on:** April 21, 2008, 12:06:18 PM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on April 21, 2008, 12:04:51 PM

Yes! Suck on that loosers, I am just a step out of the top 10...
How many in our group again? 100? 1,000?

12

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #149 on:** April 21, 2008, 12:10:47 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2008, 12:06:18 PM

12

Who is worse than me??? Yeah, I will talk some cellar dwelling smack!!!

Ogre · « **Reply #150 on:** April 21, 2008, 12:16:13 PM »

That would be MaximumKaos. You know, the guy who hasn't even been on the Fantasy Site since the season started.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #151 on:** April 21, 2008, 12:17:12 PM »

Son of a bitch...I really do suck.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #152 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:47:24 PM »

Fuck Ogre. Next time bring some damn anal ease, that shit was ruff.

Thrilla · « **Reply #153 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:57:15 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 21, 2008, 01:47:24 PM

Fuck Ogre. Next time bring some damn anal ease, that shit was ruff.

Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.

Ogre · « **Reply #154 on:** April 21, 2008, 01:59:07 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 21, 2008, 01:57:15 PM

Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.

Last time I checked, when you're in 10th place you don't have much room to talk shit to anyone - except Hugh Jass and Kaos.

Thrilla · « **Reply #155 on:** April 21, 2008, 02:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2008, 01:59:07 PM

Last time I checked, when you're in 10th place you don't have much room to talk shit to anyone - except Hugh Jass and Kaos.

There's always room to talk shit, no matter what place one may be in. Although I know it's hard to hear when you're way up there on that high horse, Mr. Newbie Fantasy Man. But it's still early in the season.

Ogre · « **Reply #156 on:** April 21, 2008, 02:05:20 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 21, 2008, 02:01:40 PM

There's always room to talk shit, no matter what place one may be in. Although I know it's hard to hear when you're way up there on that high horse, Mr. Newbie Fantasy Man. But it's still early in the season.

I believe that I am a Fantasy Baseball prodigy, sent here from another planet to rule the Tigers X Fantasy League.

You better enjoy this week Thrilla, because next week you get to taste the wrath of the Muffdivers first hand.

chinook · « **Reply #157 on:** April 21, 2008, 07:02:48 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2008, 02:05:20 PM

I believe that I am a Fantasy Baseball prodigy, sent here from another planet to rule the Tigers X Fantasy League.

ogre teh roxor in fantasy baseball.

i blame my lack of dominance on pacific time zone.

okay, i'll admit stat tracker is the shit but my 10 bones was taken to hawaii along with my wife.

Thrilla · « **Reply #158 on:** April 24, 2008, 12:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 21, 2008, 01:57:15 PM

Go ahead and lube up the dookie chute for this week so you don't sustain any injuries. You have another ass raping cumming.

RETRACT! RETRACT!

Ogre · « **Reply #159 on:** April 24, 2008, 12:38:00 PM »

Yeah, the Lollygaggers put an ass whippin' on me last night. My bats were as cold as Thrilla's wife's poon. Here's hoping we turn it around starting today.