Fantasy Baseball

ssgaufan · « **Reply #180 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:48:29 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 05, 2008, 01:33:25 PM

I'll trade anybody for anybody. Makes no diff to me. I'm just cannon fodder.

Kaos, check your team. I made you a trade offer.

Ogre · « **Reply #181 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:52:35 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on May 05, 2008, 01:37:24 PM

Admist all the smack talk....I still won against the Muffdivers, 5-4. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look for me to make a move from last place this week.

That piece of shit Chipper Jones won the game for you. I hope he dies from a venereal disease given to him by a Hooters waitress.

Thrilla · « **Reply #182 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:24:08 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on May 05, 2008, 01:52:35 PM

That piece of shit Chipper Jones won the game for you. I hope he dies from a venereal disease given to him by a Hooters waitress.

The man is inhuman. He now holds the MLB batting average title. Let's hope he continues to hold on to it, and stay healthy, which is a big if.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #183 on:** May 08, 2008, 10:53:01 AM »

Kaos, would you check your damn fantasy team please?

Aubie16 · « **Reply #184 on:** May 08, 2008, 05:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 05, 2008, 01:33:25 PM

I'll trade anybody for anybody. Makes no diff to me. I'm just cannon fodder.

Please don't do that. It would really screw up the league for the rest of us if you traded your best player for somebody elses worst player.

Although I think yahoo has a built-in protection for that.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #185 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:58:15 AM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on May 08, 2008, 05:42:50 PM

Please don't do that. It would really screw up the league for the rest of us if you traded your best player for somebody elses worst player.

Although I think yahoo has a built-in protection for that.

Yeah...it's got to be approved by me and I won't let that happen...

ssgaufan · « **Reply #186 on:** May 09, 2008, 10:11:38 AM »

Cmon dammitt. Prince wasn't the worst last year, and I'm sure he'll come out of his slump (I'm just tired of waiting). Also, the pitcher that I offered isn't loosing me any matchups either.

Kaos · « **Reply #187 on:** May 13, 2008, 12:42:06 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on May 08, 2008, 10:53:01 AM

Kaos, would you check your damn fantasy team please?

There are no semi-naked women there.

I don't think I remember how to sign on. Since you people want to whine about trades, I'm just going to keep my guys and let them play. I'm a hands-off manager. I buy them cases of chewing tobacco and there's sparkling mineral water in the clubhouse. And pork rinds. And BBQ biscuits. And sushi (for me).

AUJarhead · « **Reply #188 on:** May 14, 2008, 07:32:07 AM »

It must be working, Kaos, they are beating the shit out of me.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #189 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:40:07 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 13, 2008, 12:42:06 PM

There are no semi-naked women there.

Now there's an idea...I'll trade you Raven Riley for Jesse Jane and a younger Linda Lovelace.

Kaos · « **Reply #190 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:57:15 AM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on May 14, 2008, 08:40:07 AM

Now there's an idea...I'll trade you Raven Riley for Jesse Jane and a younger Linda Lovelace.

You don't have Raven Riley. I do have Jesse Jane. And Carmen. And Teagan.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #191 on:** May 16, 2008, 04:59:53 PM »

Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.

chinook · « **Reply #192 on:** May 16, 2008, 07:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on May 16, 2008, 04:59:53 PM

Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.

i wouldn't go so far as saying to the woodshed but it is nice.

still plenty of ball this weekend.

nothing better than a woodshed beating. right war eagle!!!?

Thrilla · « **Reply #193 on:** May 19, 2008, 12:57:20 PM »

I'm just coming off my first administering of a woodshed beating against the D-Baggers. I feel warm and slightly moist. It's good not to be in last place anymore. I would like for Chipper and Soriano to have a child together.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #194 on:** May 19, 2008, 01:41:24 PM »

My team has went to shit. Fuck it, I guess I'm going for last place now.

chinook · « **Reply #195 on:** May 19, 2008, 03:44:51 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on May 19, 2008, 01:41:24 PM

My team has went to shit. Fuck it, I guess I'm going for last place now.

glad to see some people in america still striving.....

anyone willing to bet kaos will end up in the top 3 before the season is out? nice effort on his part.

Ogre · « **Reply #196 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:43:16 AM »

Am I reading this right? It's Friday and 2 Balls 1 Bat is beating Aubie16's Lolygaggers 6-3? We could be witnessing the fantasy baseball equivalent of a App State/Michigan-type upset!

The battle for second place between the Muffdivers and nookie looks like it may go all the way to Sunday, as we are currently locked in a 4-4 tie, with the Muffdivers trailing nookie by a half game.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #197 on:** June 05, 2008, 09:32:57 AM »

I got another rock.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #198 on:** June 05, 2008, 01:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on June 05, 2008, 08:43:16 AM

Am I reading this right? It's Friday and 2 Balls 1 Bat is beating Aubie16's Lolygaggers 6-3? We could be witnessing the fantasy baseball equivalent of a App State/Michigan-type upset!

He is having a lights out week so far. Seriously...how the hell is his team be batting .363 for the week? and already have 3 wins? I hate to bust your bubble though Ogre, but it is only Thursday. You got another day of work ahead of you.

Two thing I just noticed:
The huge gap between 3rd and 4th place, and that if these scores hold, Kaos will only be 2 games out of a playoff spot.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #199 on:** June 05, 2008, 02:19:01 PM »

Yeah, I noticed that huge gap too. I am 13.5 games back, and that really sucks.