Going double down on the double down. (KFC)

[Saniflush]

But Sani, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!





At least someone around here is paying attention.

[Buzz Killington]

The answer we were looking for was....

"Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. "

This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

[Saniflush]

This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

[Tiger Wench]

At least someone around here is paying attention.

You know, I'll be honest with you, I had a really great time tonight and, uh, I'd really love to kiss you but I think that if I kiss you we'll end up kissing on the couch and if we end up kissing on the couch then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom and if we kiss in the bedroom then, you know, tha-that's the part I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.

[Saniflush]

You know, I'll be honest with you, I had a really great time tonight and, uh, I'd really love to kiss you but I think that if I kiss you we'll end up kissing on the couch and if we end up kissing on the couch then chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom and if we kiss in the bedroom then, you know, tha-that's the part I always rush into and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.

I wanna spend the night together.

[GH2001]

I wanna spend the night together.

Good song... notice how in the video Keith Richards actually resembles a live person. Ah, the good old days.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xblk5e_the-rolling-stones-let-s-spend-the_news

[Saniflush]

Good song... notice how in the video Keith Richards actually resembles a live person. Ah, the good old days.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xblk5e_the-rolling-stones-let-s-spend-the_news

The name of the song is LET'S Spend the Night Together.

Shit is just flying over everybody's head today.

[Buzz Killington]

The name of the song is LET'S Spend the Night Together.

Shit is just flying over everybody's head today.

I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

[GH2001]

The name of the song is LET'S Spend the Night Together.

poop is just flying over everybody's head today.

same concept....

wait...what?

[Tiger Wench]

I wanna spend the night together.

I have no problem with that.

(and)

Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?

[Saniflush]

I have no problem with that.

(and)

Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?

Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

[The Prowler]

I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Is that what happened to Kaos...seriously?

[Tiger Wench]

Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

Fine. Go. You've stayed your hour.

[Saniflush]

Fine. Go. You've stayed your hour.

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

[Jumbo]

I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Head, Pant's Now.

[Godfather]

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

[Saniflush]

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?

[Godfather]

Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

[Tiger Wench]

Wow, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard. Do you know that?

*TWEET*  Foul!  Intentional use of a previously used line.  10 Yards from the previous spot, first down.

Sani, two words: therapy

[Saniflush]

*TWEET*  Foul!  Intentional use of a previously used line.  10 Yards from the previous spot, first down.

Damn.  Missed that one.




My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.