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Happy Birthday to...
« on: April 22, 2010, 07:41:54 AM »
Jack Nicholson!  Damn he's getting old.










Oh...and Kaos.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 09:33:13 AM »
Happy Birthday, I hope you get your birthday wish and get a chance to give fellatio to Gene Simmons.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 09:34:39 AM »
Happy Birthday, I hope you get your birthday wish and get a chance to give fellatio to Gene Simmons.

I thought the fantasy was to tweeze Paul Stanley's chest hair with is teeth?

Well either way happy birthday.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 09:52:11 AM »
Happy birthday to our resident curmudgeon.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 10:02:26 AM »


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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2010, 11:12:13 AM »
Happy birthday to our resident curmudgeon.

It's Sensi's birthday?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2010, 11:47:19 AM »
It's Sensi's birthday?

Give that man $25.00.  Happy happy blah blah blah
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 11:47:26 AM »
It's Sensi's birthday?

You must be of a certain...advanced age...to earn the curmudgeon title.  You and Andy Rooney wear it well.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 11:50:11 AM »
You must be of a certain...advanced age...to earn the curmudgeon title.  You and Andy Rooney wear it well.

I wear lots of things well.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 11:52:22 AM »
I wear lots of things well.

Except cat makeup.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 11:57:49 AM »
Except cat makeup.


No, Clark.  I wear that extremely well.  

Speaking of... I also wear Joker makeup very well.   I'll try to find a photo of that one day.  When I did the Joker thing for the theater where the Batman movie was opening.  And Batman broke his ankle and got drunk.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 12:06:21 PM »
No, Clark.  I wear that extremely well.  

Don't make me survey the panel.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2010, 12:28:17 PM »
Happy Birthday, K. I hope your girls are extra sweet to you today.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2010, 12:29:53 PM »
Don't make me survey the panel.

Fuck the panel. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 12:57:17 PM »
Fuck the panel. 

I want to hear more about the drunk batman who broke his foot. 

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Kaos

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2010, 01:18:06 PM »
I want to hear more about the drunk batman who broke his foot. 



I've told the story before. 

The basics:

Friend of mine ran the theater.  He was having Batman parachute in on opening night. Needed a Joker.  Prevailed on me and I agreed.   Dyed my hair green.  Painted and powdered the face so makeup would stick and not wipe off.  Scared little kids who didn't believe I was real and tried to smudge it. 

Expecting a moderate crowd.  Well, with Batman parachuting in and TV Stations there, the crowd grew.  Batman's landing area was reduced as cars packed in. 

Scenario was that Batman and I were supposed to mock fight, he'd take me down, put me in the back of a black limo and then go sign some autographs before driving off to take me to "arkham"

So Batman leaps out.  Can't remember now if it was a plane or a copter.  I'm being interviewed by a TV station, staying in character as he starts his plunge.  Don't know if it was the spotlights shining up at him or the wind or what, but Batman strays off course a little.  Bangs off the roof of a car and hits the pavement. 

Joker cuts the interview so he can go take care of the uninvited pest.  With cameras running, I reach Batman who is lying on the ground.  He may have already been slightly intoxicated.  He grabs me by the lapel, pulls me down and shouts into my face "I think I broke my fucking ankle.." 

So I help him up, drag him around a bit and then shove him into the limo.  Had to adlib the escape.  We then drive around town in the limo while he gets progressively drunker and begins hanging out the sunroof screaming "I'M BATMAN!!" at people. 

Fun day. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2010, 01:36:35 PM »
Thought maybe he was gonna hop out of a closet with someone tied to the bed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2010, 02:07:33 PM »
Congrats on surviving another year without the stress of being you making your head explode.   :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2010, 02:36:55 PM »
Congrats on surviving another year without the stress of being you making your head explode.   :)

Yes, yes.  Fuck you all very much...

I am slowly getting hammered today.  It's nice.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2010, 02:39:52 PM »


I am slowly getting hammered today.  It's nice.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come Again?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.