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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2010, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:11:31 PM
The DJs a goddamned liar.  Those girls will work for coke, ecstasy...uh...I think those are the "alternate" payment methods...I mean, I've heard...I've got this cousin and he lives at the....

I think I've said too much.

What he means to say is tips of cash are how the club prefers to take their cut.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2010, 03:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 03:14:13 PM
What he means to say is tips of cash are how the club prefers to take their cut.

That damned fine print will get you every time.
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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2010, 03:17:18 PM »
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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2010, 03:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 03:17:18 PM


You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When you're tryin to get the money for the rent
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2010, 04:05:25 PM »
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 
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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2010, 04:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2010, 04:05:25 PM
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 

he has all his toes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2010, 04:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
he has all his toes.
At least pre-european vacation.
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2010, 04:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 21, 2010, 04:05:25 PM
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 
No he looks like a fuckin young Saniflush with glasses and bama bangs.
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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2010, 05:04:29 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
No he looks like a fuckin young Saniflush with glasses and bama bangs.
You beat me to it Brian - I am hoping that the kid is Sani's nephew via the kid's dad, because if not, Sani can no longer make fun of bammer for sister love.
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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2010, 05:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2010, 05:04:29 PM
You beat me to it Brian - I am hoping that the kid is Sani's nephew via the kid's dad, because if not, Sani can no longer make fun of bammer for sister love.

The warden sho do mark his chillen and grandchillin. I have pictures of the warden when he was younger.

Uncanny is all I can say!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gotta brag some......
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2010, 11:57:20 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:05:34 PM

Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!
That depends on which club your at in Europe...
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