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« on: April 21, 2010, 12:36:04 PM »
on my nephew.  This morning he just accepted a full ride from Boston College.  I hate that he is not going to stay in the South East but this does give me somewhere to pass out in beantown.  On to Europe in 5 weeks where his real education begins.
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 12:51:22 PM »
Congrats to the kid!  Great school.  Tell him to avoid the reprobate that runs Harvard's IT department.

Europe will be a real education....Uncle Sani-Style.

Hope one or both of you lives to tell the tale.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 01:56:05 PM »
So the girl is going to be lonely and heartbroken?  Hmmmm. 
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 01:57:01 PM »
On to Europe in 5 weeks where his real education begins.
prayers sent
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 01:59:49 PM »
So the girl is going to be lonely and heartbroken?  Hmmmm.  

Doubtful.  Times have changed. They all kind of run in a pack nowadays instead culling ones off from the herd for one on one time.
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 02:18:05 PM »
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

A before and after of Uncle Sani might be entertaining as well, assuming you survive.
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 02:22:09 PM »
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

A before and after of Uncle Sani might be entertaining as well, assuming you survive.

I'll guarantee you this that if I do not survive I will go with a smile on my face.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 02:27:32 PM »
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

My guess is something like this...

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 02:32:27 PM »
Dude.  
I am SO emailing that picture to my sister/his mother while we are over there.  I am sensing a whole slew of pictures "going to her".
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 02:35:11 PM »
Dude.  
I am SO emailing that picture to my sister/his mother while we are over there.  I am sensing a whole slew of pictures "going to her".
You snap em...i'll modify them.
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 02:40:34 PM »
You snap em...i'll modify them.

Dude, all you need is the one up top.  His expression never changes.  That is part of the reason he needs his uncle to get him some whores so he can find his.
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 02:44:13 PM »
me thinks I should have gone on this trip.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 02:48:23 PM »
me thinks I should have gone on this trip.

Me too.
And why does that stripper look familiar?
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 02:56:21 PM »
Me too.
And why does that stripper look familiar?


Just like all announcers in titty flops sound the same.
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 03:05:34 PM »

Just like all announcers in titty flops sound the same.

Alright, fellas, don't be stingy.  They're livin on what you're givin!  Now, let's give it up for Mercedes on the main stage!


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Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!
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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2010, 03:09:14 PM »

Alright, fellas, don't be stingy.  They're livin on what you're givin!  Now, let's give it up for Mercedes on the main stage!


and the ever popular...

Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!


These girls work for tips and tips alone
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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2010, 03:09:28 PM »


That, folks, is no photochop.  Just an average Tuesday morning for that guy.
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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2010, 03:10:29 PM »


You get both sides of my face for that.
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2010, 03:11:31 PM »
These girls work for tips and tips alone

The DJs a goddamned liar.  Those girls will work for coke, ecstasy...uh...I think those are the "alternate" payment methods...I mean, I've heard...I've got this cousin and he lives at the....

I think I've said too much.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.