I've changed my ways, no more of my old self

Birmingham · « **on:** April 18, 2010, 07:19:06 AM »

I've left everything in the past. I won't do any of my old stuff again. I promise I'm different and was wondering if you guys would be nice to me now? It would mean a lot of you were nice to me. I want to be your good friend. No more nonsense, I promise.

djsimp · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2010, 08:37:29 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 07:19:06 AM

I've left everything in the past. I won't do any of my old stuff again. I promise I'm different and was wondering if you guys would be nice to me now? It would mean a lot of you were nice to me. I want to be your good friend. No more nonsense, I promise.

Hell no B'ham, there is no truth in your lies.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:22:05 AM »

Go to hell, you fucking doggie pecker gnat.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:24:01 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 09:22:05 AM

Go to hell, you fucking doggie pecker gnat.

This sums it up nicely.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:58:35 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 09:22:05 AM

Go to hell, you phuking doggie pecker gnat.

But I've changed. No more of that stuff you don't like. For now on I'll agree with people around here and say good things. You won't hear any of the bad things anymore.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2010, 10:06:45 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 09:58:35 AM

But I've changed. No more of that stuff you don't like. For now on I'll agree with people around here and say good things. You won't hear any of the bad things anymore.

Saying bad things doesn't have anything to do with your problem here. Your problem is an incurable case of being a douchebag and saying the most stupid shit, and filling the board with retarded fifth grade level smack.

You're a pest, more than a rival or meaningful poster. You're merely tolerable in a sense that nobody has to actually be bothered by your retarded ass outside this board. Thank God for that much.

Birmingham · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2010, 10:43:56 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on April 18, 2010, 10:06:45 AM

Saying bad things doesn't have anything to do with your problem here. Your problem is an incurable case of being a douchebag and saying the most stupid poop, and filling the board with retarded fifth grade level smack.

You're a pest, more than a rival or meaningful poster. You're merely tolerable in a sense that nobody has to actually be bothered by your retarded ass outside this board. Thank God for that much.

What you've just said hurt my feelings. The new me apparently is a lot more pussified. Can you keep that into consideration when you're talking to me in the future?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2010, 12:08:13 PM »

You are fucking annoying man...

Seriously. Fucking annoying. And a dork too. Even if I posted a bunch of shit on an Alabama board just to piss people off, I would hope I would not come across as being an annoying little dork. You do. And more than likely are.

jmar · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2010, 12:20:19 PM »

I guess even doggie pecker gnats need approval.

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2010, 01:51:29 PM »

Go Fuck Yourself.

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2010, 03:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 10:43:56 AM

What you've just said hurt my feelings. The new me apparently is a lot more pussified. Can you keep that into consideration when you're talking to me in the future?

Old man Bryant is laughing at you.

The Prowler · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2010, 04:32:34 PM »

I don't think anyone is falling for it B'ham.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2010, 07:59:44 PM »

Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it. He got what he wanted when puppets commented.

boartitz · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:23:03 PM »

On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

Token · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:36:57 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on April 18, 2010, 09:23:03 PM

On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

With all due respect to you piggy douchebags, you guys aren't that much more hardcore than TigersX. I mean, telling someone to die in a fire really isn't even that creative, unless you found out their family had recently died in a house fire.

Or maybe I'm just not impressed with people who think they are better than they really are?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:48:44 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on April 18, 2010, 09:23:03 PM

On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

For the record, I was going to tell him to go fuck a wasp nest. Figured it was too early in the year to raise it to that level.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 09:48:44 PM

For the record, I was going to tell him to go phuk a wasp nest. Figured it was too early in the year to raise it to that level.

Good call. Probably a month too early. Just now getting the random wasp nest started around the house. BTDub...I fucking hate wasps. They will never last more than a day or two around my house. I keep a can or two of Spectracide 30' spray at the ready to wipe out those nasty sumbitches. Killed one of those wood drilling bumblebees tonight while I was grilling. They say those won't sting you. Fuck that. Death is the only alternative for them.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 10:43:56 AM

The new me apparently is a lot more pussified.

Sorry. Can't tell a difference.

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:59:58 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 18, 2010, 07:59:44 PM

Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it. He got what he wanted when puppets commented.

I think we all got it Kaos, duh.

CCTAU · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2010, 10:03:12 PM »

What a sad world we live in when a college guy can't get drunk and touch a titty without going to jail.

Damn, wrong thread. This was supposed to be in the UGA QB thread.