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Happy 27th to...
« on: April 15, 2010, 12:30:15 PM »
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Happy Happy Brother! 

Happy 27th Birthday, enjoy your 20's while you can.  Have a drink or several!!

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 12:37:51 PM »
Those are two scrotums with tiny penises with candles sticking out of them, right?

Glad you got the cake he requested.
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 12:44:32 PM »
Happy Birthday kiddo.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 12:57:54 PM »
Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 01:02:41 PM »
happy birthday fucker
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 01:06:50 PM »
happy birthday fucker

You two should get a room. 
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 01:15:00 PM »
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 01:17:49 PM »
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!

What she said.

Wait..what?
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 01:19:01 PM »
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!
:taunt: :puke: :taunt:
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 01:30:53 PM »
Happy Birthday, homo.   
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 01:49:01 PM »
Happy Birthday, homo.   
Happy Happy.
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 02:26:56 PM »


Happy Birthday, Sugar!
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2010, 02:48:55 PM »
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!

Sweet and precious. The two most adorable words to a gay man.

Seems she already made your day. Now grow up and vote to leave my money alone.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM »
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2010, 02:55:04 PM »
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.

OK this one is way too easy...

"Every bar he goes to he spends a little extra time in the bathroom getting himself off."
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2010, 03:37:57 PM »
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.

No need - he has Vandy Vol for that.

Take that however you wish...
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2010, 03:39:02 PM »
I know he will take it all sorts of different ways.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2010, 03:45:39 PM »
I know he will take it all sorts of different ways.
dirty nasty ways?
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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2010, 03:46:56 PM »
dirty nasty ways?

All the ways that Lil Wayne likes it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy 27th to...
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2010, 03:47:35 PM »
dirty nasty ways?
Are there any other ways?
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