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Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« on: April 12, 2010, 06:51:53 PM »
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Former Alabama quarterback Jay Barker and offensive lineman Roger Schultz are scheduled to join radio host and Press-Register columnist Paul Fuckhead as guest media coaches during Saturday's A-Day Game at Bryant-Denny Stadium.

Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban has made a tradition out of welcoming selected media personalities into the locker room and onto the sidelines as "guest coaches" for the spring game, and invites rotate each year between print and electronic journalists. Three are assigned to the White team and three to the Crimson team.

Barker and Schultz each host radio shows in Birmingham and Mobile, respectively. Montgomery's John Longshore is also planning to take part. UA has not finalized its list of six guest coaches expected for the game.
:rofl: He's all yours bammers.

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/04/former_tiders_jay_barker_roger.html
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 07:24:34 PM »
I don't know anyone on this board that talks more about Finebaum than you.  What does that tell you, Prowler?  I'll tell you what it tells me.  You listen to him and we don't.  Please stop giving us updates, we don't care.  If we did, we'd tune in.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 08:05:46 PM »
Alright, I can't take this...

You can have a bias or you can be biased. 
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 08:36:18 PM »
Alright, I can't take this...

You can have a bias or you can be biased. 
You can also interject bias into an already biased opinion and wind up with a biased bias.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:07 PM »
You can also interject bias into an already biased opinion and wind up with a biased bias.

Absolutely.

You cannot, however, under any circumstances "be bias".

Unless you are also bein rebellion and hittin da skrip clubs with Pacman.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 09:20:53 PM »
If I was Prowler I'd be embarrassed about this thread.  I'm sure he's not.  I'm also sure he'll try and come up with some witty response highlighting the joy that he's in fact not me.  I just hope he's able to stay away from Finebaum since he's the only person on this forum that isn't able to.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2010, 09:52:30 PM »
Who in the fuck is Paul Finebaum?
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 10:04:04 PM »
You can also interject bias into an already biased opinion and wind up with a biased bias.
I'm biased to buy ass.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 10:07:55 PM »
If I was Prowler I'd be embarrassed about this thread.  I'm sure he's not.  I'm also sure he'll try and come up with some witty response highlighting the joy that he's in fact not me.  I just hope he's able to stay away from Finebaum since he's the only person on this forum that isn't able to.
Oh...someone sounds a little ticked that Fuckhead is now known, to the Entire Country, as being a bammer.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 10:28:40 PM »
Who in the phuk is Paul Finebaum?



He is a singer/songwriter that helps people get laid.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2010, 10:37:39 PM »


He is a singer/songwriter that helps people get laid.

amazing.....
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2010, 11:02:06 PM »
I'm biased to buy ass.

That must be where all of your Vegas funds went...
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 12:09:54 AM »
Alright, I can't take this...

You can have a bias or you can be biased. 
Thank you.  Thank you SO MUCH.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 12:13:01 AM »
Thank you.  Thank you SO MUCH.

I can let shit slide only so long.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 07:02:06 AM »
I can let shit slide only so long.

After that it's poop shoot time.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 11:54:08 AM »
I can let poop slide only so long.

Prowler's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people.  He's only kidding. 
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 12:58:09 PM »
Prowler's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people.  He's only kidding. 
YOur Bias.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 10:21:50 PM »
YOur Bias.
It's "you're" not your.....GOOSH!!!!!!

Maybe I'm just a little bias towards the spelling of that.
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Re: Paul F'bum isn't bias.....
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 01:40:52 PM »
F'bomb looked like Gollum.
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2010, 07:10:49 PM »
F'bomb looked like Gollum.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gollum with women's glasses.
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