Thursday: Got drunk at the airport. Got drunk2 on the plane. Threw up in a stew’s snatch. Only cost $20. Money well spent. Took a limo to the Palazzo and checked into suite. Took a limo to the Palms and checked into the penthouse. Ate an incredible dinner with some friens. Sticker shock at the tab. Fuck it, the hotel is paying for it. Won ten grand. Had stripper come to the room to entertain friens.
Friday: Took limo to MGM. Checked into room. Won fifteen grand. Got drunk. Saw Chad at some point. Went to AC-DC concert, saw some of Angus’ cock-sweat land on Wes. Didn’t tell him. Got really drunk. Peed in cup so I wouldn’t miss any songs. (Thanks for the idea, Howard.)
Saturday: Had best sushi dinner evah. Played Blackjack at table next to Hef. Put him in your deadpool. Went to Playboy club and won ten grand from Playmate dealer. Wes kept telling me how much he hated me and that I was a dick. Got very drunk.
Sunday: Sobered up. Stole all the soap and shampoo from the rooms. Won about $25K. Made it rain for Wes. Spread cash around with friens to help get it home through airport security. Haven’t seen anyone yet.