The Rolling Vegas Thread...

[Snaggletiger]

She didn't get any on the hat, did she?

[AWK]

She didn't get any on the hat, did she?

Her or Wes?

[Buzz Killington]

Her or Wes?

The top of the hat now favors Oahu.

[Godfather]

Her or Wes?

+2

[Lurking Tiger]

Thursday:  Got drunk at the airport. Got drunk² on the plane. Threw up in a stew’s snatch. Only cost $20. Money well spent. Took a limo to the Palazzo and checked into suite. Took a limo to the Palms and checked into the penthouse. Ate an incredible dinner with some friens. Sticker shock at the tab. Fuck it, the hotel is paying for it. Won ten grand. Had stripper come to the room to entertain friens.

Friday: Took limo to MGM. Checked into room. Won fifteen grand. Got drunk. Saw Chad at some point. Went to AC-DC concert, saw some of Angus’ cock-sweat land on Wes. Didn’t tell him. Got really drunk. Peed in cup so I wouldn’t miss any songs. (Thanks for the idea, Howard.)

Saturday: Had best sushi dinner evah. Played Blackjack at table next to Hef. Put him in your deadpool. Went to Playboy club and won ten grand from Playmate dealer. Wes kept telling me how much he hated me and that I was a dick. Got very drunk.

Sunday: Sobered up. Stole all the soap and shampoo from the rooms. Won about $25K. Made it rain for Wes. Spread cash around with friens to help get it home through airport security. Haven’t seen anyone yet.

[wesfau2]

Pretty tame Tuesday:

Walked the strip twice on a wild goose chase of a souvenir run. Then back to The Palms for light gambling. Placed a bet for my uncle in Ohio for the Reds to win the series (35-1).  Placed a frivolous bet for myself on Auburn to win the NC (65-1). And one for my Detroit neighbor for the Red Wings to win the cup (6-1).

Leaving Las Vegas ($1 to Ms. Crow) finaaaaaaly this morning and heading to Palm Springs for the remainder of the week.

[wesfau2]

...and so it ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

Limped home on Friday night after two really excessive nights with the conventioneers.

Laid on the couch in the dark all day yesterday and was finally feeling human today.

Once a year, kiddies.  That's it.

[Lurking Tiger]

Once a year, kiddies.  That's it.

FUCK.

THAT.

NOISE.

Your pussoire needs airing out.

I am hitting the casinos tomorrow

Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.

[wesfau2]

FUCK.

THAT.

NOISE.

Your pussoire needs airing out.

I am hitting the casinos tomorrow

Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.

Well, when you use those powers of persuasion...how can i resist?

[Saniflush]

Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.

This sounds real doable. 

[AUChizad]

Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.

I'll be returning Memorial Day weekend (End of May, beginning of June).

[wesfau2]

I'll be returning Memorial Day weekend (End of May, beginning of June).

You probably need to get my address prior to heading out there. 

[AUChizad]

You probably need to get my address prior to heading out there. 

Yeah, no shit.

I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.

[wesfau2]

Yeah, no shit.

I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.

Will do.

Thank you, sir.

[Godfather]

Will do.

Thank you, sir.

Fuck shit, eat off!

Oh wait sorry got confused to which thread I was in.

[Lurking Tiger]

Yeah, no shit.

I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.

Wait, you pay back Vegas loans ?

I got fucked.

[wesfau2]

Wait, you pay back Vegas loans ?

I got fucked.

Doesn't sound like you enjoyed it very much.  Kev and Damon better dust off the old knee pads.