The Rolling Vegas Thread...

[wesfau2]

I'll try to update this as often as possible.

Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.

Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.

This trip started out epically: 

LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...

[AWK]

I'll try to update this as often as possible.

Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.

Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.

This trip started out epically: 

LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...

Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.

[Snaggletiger]

..and that's when the fight started.

Good luck boyz...and hat stealing female.  We'll expect constant updates.

[wesfau2]

Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.

Dude rallied well.  Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.

He's a man on a mission out here.  I'm just riding his coattails.

VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.

[AWK]

Dude rallied well.  Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.

He's a man on a mission out here.  I'm just riding his coattails.

VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.

Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.

[Snaggletiger]

phuk you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.

I keep telling you, we're not working...we're playing on the X. 

BTDub Mr. Fontaine...this entire update thread will officially be worthless without pics.

[wesfau2]

Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.

So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?

[Jumbo]

Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.

One of my favorite's from team Howard.

[Snaggletiger]

So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?

If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.

[wesfau2]

If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.

I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.

[Saniflush]

LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...

FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.

[Godfather]

FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.

Fuck I would have settled for an invite.

[Buzz Killington]

I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.

I'm going to have to go ahead and agree with the hatless one in this case.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.

Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.

[Saniflush]

Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life balls so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.

[Godfather]

Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.

Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?

[Snaggletiger]

Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?

No...but I do it anyway.  I'm cutting edge that way.

[AWK]

Update:

Just spoke to Wes and Chad, and I still hate them.  AC/DC pre party...AC/DC concert....

[Saniflush]

I feel as if you and I are being one upped.

[wesfau2]

Wow...long night.

Lunch with Mark, then sat poolside at The Palms yesterday.  More silicone than the Sahara out there.  It was glorious.

Then on to the MGM to meet up with Chad and begin our AC/DC pre-party.  Chad and <name removed to protect the...uh...innocent> were introduced to the exciting world of craps and I think we created a female gambling monster.  

After a couple of hours and many, many gin and tonics, we were ready for the concert...

<I can't get the pics to attach, so I'm going to send them to someone for posting>

Then on to New York New York for about 4 more hours of craps.  We were up big....then down....big.

Rolled into the room around 4:30 and now we're up to do it all over again.