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The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« on: April 09, 2010, 01:42:57 PM »
I'll try to update this as often as possible.

Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.

Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.

This trip started out epically: 

LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 01:47:45 PM »
I'll try to update this as often as possible.

Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.

Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.

This trip started out epically: 

LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...
Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 01:48:40 PM »
..and that's when the fight started.

Good luck boyz...and hat stealing female.  We'll expect constant updates.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 01:49:09 PM »
Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.

Dude rallied well.  Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.

He's a man on a mission out here.  I'm just riding his coattails.

VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 01:51:22 PM »
Dude rallied well.  Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.

He's a man on a mission out here.  I'm just riding his coattails.

VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.
Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 01:53:31 PM »
phuk you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.

I keep telling you, we're not working...we're playing on the X. 

BTDub Mr. Fontaine...this entire update thread will officially be worthless without pics.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 01:54:08 PM »
Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.

So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 01:55:36 PM »
Epic.  As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 01:57:31 PM »
So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?

If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.

I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 02:18:10 PM »


LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class.  He's woozy and groggy from a nap.  He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit.  Awful, horrific shit.  "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.

This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits.  All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess.  He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment.  I would not have.  Bitch should have locked the door.

The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.

This should only get better...

FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 02:41:36 PM »
FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.
Fuck I would have settled for an invite.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 03:00:16 PM »
I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.

I'm going to have to go ahead and agree with the hatless one in this case.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 03:25:02 PM »
I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.

Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 03:40:57 PM »
Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life balls so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 03:53:00 PM »
Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery?  I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »
Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?

No...but I do it anyway.  I'm cutting edge that way.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 09:01:40 PM »
Update:

Just spoke to Wes and Chad, and I still hate them.  AC/DC pre party...AC/DC concert....
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 06:25:31 AM »
I feel as if you and I are being one upped.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2010, 04:42:01 PM »
Wow...long night.

Lunch with Mark, then sat poolside at The Palms yesterday.  More silicone than the Sahara out there.  It was glorious.

Then on to the MGM to meet up with Chad and begin our AC/DC pre-party.  Chad and <name removed to protect the...uh...innocent> were introduced to the exciting world of craps and I think we created a female gambling monster.  

After a couple of hours and many, many gin and tonics, we were ready for the concert...

<I can't get the pics to attach, so I'm going to send them to someone for posting>

Then on to New York New York for about 4 more hours of craps.  We were up big....then down....big.

Rolled into the room around 4:30 and now we're up to do it all over again.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.