The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #280 on:** July 22, 2010, 04:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 22, 2010, 04:10:51 PM

Philly is my guess - that's what the local fishwrap says anyway. Can't imagine why y'all would WANT his washed up old ass.

Fuck 'im.

oh, and Cubbie Boy sure is quiet around here today - guess losing in extra innings wore his ass out...

I'm still trying to figure out how to get the size 11.5 New Balance dislodged from my mouth.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #281 on:** July 22, 2010, 04:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2010, 04:17:43 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how to get the size 11.5 New Balance dislodged from my mouth.

Take two out of three and call me in the morning...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #282 on:** July 22, 2010, 04:21:32 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 22, 2010, 04:19:12 PM

Take two out of three and call me in the morning...

I know there's a term for that, but I just can't remember what it's called.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #283 on:** July 22, 2010, 05:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2010, 04:21:32 PM

I know there's a term for that, but I just can't remember what it's called.

These days, I have a hard time remembering that term too... unless, of course, we are playing the Cubbies or the Pirates...

Thrilla · « **Reply #284 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:39:51 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 20, 2010, 03:48:20 PM

excellent....same here. Should be arriving right at 1 pm.

Enjoyed watching the Braves whup that Padre ass yesterday, 8-0.

Good to meet you, GH. Hope you didn't drink too many Powerades and made it home safe.

GH2001 · « **Reply #285 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:09:55 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 23, 2010, 10:39:51 AM

Enjoyed watching the Braves whup that Padre ass yesterday, 8-0.

Good to meet you, GH. Hope you didn't drink too many Powerades and made it home safe.

Yeah - was indeed fun. You guys had better seats than me. Wish I had felt better, stomach flu is never fun, especially being on the toliet half the day. Still not 100% today but better. I don't understand why they dont sell Pepto at the Ted. How was 755?

Thrilla · « **Reply #286 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:29:52 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 23, 2010, 11:09:55 AM

Yeah - was indeed fun. You guys had better seats than me. Wish I had felt better, stomach flu is never fun, especially being on the toliet half the day. Still not 100% today but better. I don't understand why they dont sell Pepto at the Ted. How was 755?

It was where all the milfs were.

We drank there until the end of the game. At one point I cozied up to the bar next to an older lady of African American descent. She was drunk. She spilled her red colored cocktail on her lap. She said "Oh no, I got my pussy wet!" I said, "Well, it's gotta happen one way or another". She didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.

chinook · « **Reply #287 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:34:31 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 23, 2010, 11:09:55 AM

Yeah - was indeed fun. You guys had better seats than me. Wish I had felt better, stomach flu is never fun, especially being on the toliet half the day. Still not 100% today but better. I don't understand why they dont sell Pepto at the Ted. How was 755?

did you use a toilet seat cover? do they offer those at the ted?

thrilla, did you watch the game or just bobby?

Thrilla · « **Reply #288 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:43:40 AM »

Quote from: chinook on July 23, 2010, 11:34:31 AM

did you use a toilet seat cover? do they offer those at the ted?

thrilla, did you watch the game or just bobby?

Both. I'm a multitasker. He sure was sweating a lot yesterday.

GH2001 · « **Reply #289 on:** July 24, 2010, 05:05:04 PM »

Quote from: chinook on July 23, 2010, 11:34:31 AM

did you use a toilet seat cover? do they offer those at the ted?

thrilla, did you watch the game or just bobby?

No toliet covers at the Ted - ya either gotta use toliet paper or just hover. Also - it was 98 degrees....oh how fun it was.

Thrilla was taking close ups of Bobbys sweaty crotch...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #290 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 20, 2010, 11:45:38 PM

Oh Wench!!!

Aramis Ramirez says hey.

Oh, Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Big Puma says suck it, beeyotch!!!

Quote

Berkman Hits Slam, Astros Beat Cubbies 6-1

chinook · « **Reply #291 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:38:27 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 27, 2010, 11:25:56 PM

Oh, Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Big Puma says suck it, beeyotch!!!

nothing to see here. damn bottom dwellers.

well not exactly...you do have a triple a team sitting @ the bottom of the nl central. yeah, seriously.

anyhoo...go ~~mariners~~...i mean padres.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #292 on:** July 28, 2010, 12:56:41 AM »

Quote from: chinook on July 28, 2010, 12:38:27 AM

nothing to see here. damn bottom dwellers.

well not exactly...you do have a triple a team sitting @ the bottom of the nl central. yeah, seriously.

anyhoo...go ~~mariners~~...i mean padres.

The Mariners are beating EACH OTHER up, in the freaking dugout... so keep yo smack in yo mouf, boy.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #293 on:** July 28, 2010, 07:30:21 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2010, 12:56:41 AM

The Mariners are beating EACH OTHER up, in the freaking dugout...

It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn, and why not, everyone else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses. I don't know Monte, it looks like Vaughn is carrying his left a little low. This could hurt him in the later rounds.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #294 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:27:31 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 27, 2010, 11:25:56 PM

Oh, Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Big Puma says suck it, beeyotch!!!

Damn...I thought he was dead.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #295 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:02:50 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 27, 2010, 11:25:56 PM

Oh, Buzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Big Puma says suck it, beeyotch!!!

Last night I flipped right past WGN HD to get to Fox SW HD. Last night was the first night I watched more than 3 innings of baseball all year...and it was of the Rangers...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #296 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:54:12 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on July 28, 2010, 10:02:50 AM

Last night I flipped right past WGN HD to get to Fox SW HD. Last night was the first night I watched more than 3 innings of baseball all year...and it was of the Rangers...

I turned over to the game just in time to see a walk load the bases... and then The Big Puma crank one to deep right on the second pitch...

Sweet. Probably the only memorable moment for me this year.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #297 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:06:44 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2010, 10:54:12 AM

I turned over to the game just in time to see a walk load the bases... and then The Big Puma crank one to deep right on the second pitch...

Sweet. Probably the only memorable moment for me this year.

Glad to know you've forgotten about lowering the broom on the Cards a few weeks ago...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #298 on:** July 28, 2010, 03:29:56 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 28, 2010, 02:06:44 PM

Glad to know you've forgotten about lowering the broom on the Cards a few weeks ago...

Expecting a Hindenburg level disaster, I did not watch said sweep - I only checked the box scores. And then proceeded to rub it in your feathers.

I actually witnessed the grand slam...

Must be that new hitting coach...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #299 on:** July 28, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »

Whatever he's doing, he needs to call Mark McGwire and give him some advice.