The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

[Tiger Wench]

I feel the season is lost already.   

Better to do like me and just write the whole fucking lot of 'em off from Game 1... hell, maybe even when pitchers and catchers report.  Then your expectations don't get crushed like grapenuts and if they somehow manage to pull something out of their ass, well, isn't that special??!?!?!?

[AUTiger1]

The fucking Yankees killed our streak!   

[AWK]

I wouldn't say the season is over for the Braves...but, they look fucking pitiful.  I don't watch Baseball a lot, but have tried to get into it recently.  Since I'm a Braves fan, this has been really fucking frustrating. 

[Thrilla]

I prefer to say that because it is not yet May, we can still say "it's still early in the season to pick winners and losers.  We still have a chance."

Come on everyone, try it out.

[Tiger Wench]

I prefer to say that because it is not yet May, we can still say "it's still early in the season to pick winners and losers.  We still have a chance."

Come on everyone, try it out.

 

[Thrilla]

I do love to dance.

And obviously you didn't try saying it.

[Tiger Wench]

I do love to dance.

And obviously you didn't try saying it.

Yes, I did try. 




Now I have to get the comforter cleaned.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

[Thrilla]

Yes, I did try. 




Now I have to get the comforter cleaned.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

I tend to have that effect on women.

[Buzz Killington]

If the Cubs hadn't picked up Marlon fucking Byrd in the off season, we would be 2-21 right now.  The rest of this team, all the way down to the fucking grounds crew sucks the big green ones.

How in the hell do you lose a series at home to the Nats...without Zimmerman even?  Fuck me running.

[Thrilla]

If the Cubs hadn't picked up Marlon fucking Byrd in the off season, we would be 2-21 right now.  The rest of this team, all the way down to the fucking grounds crew sucks the big green ones.

How in the hell do you lose a series at home to the Nats...without Zimmerman even?  Fuck me running.

It's still early in the season to be down on your team.  You still have a chance.

[Tiger Wench]

It's still early in the season to be down on your team.  You still have a chance.

[Ogre]

I tried to tell you Braves fans last year that Bobby Cox needed to hang it up...but nooooooo...he needed one more season to prove he is completely inept and might be in the early stages of Alzheimer's. 

Fuck Bobby Cox.  Most overrated manager ever.

[GH2001]

I tried to tell you Braves fans last year that Bobby Cox needed to hang it up...but nooooooo...he needed one more season to prove he is completely inept and might be in the early stages of Alzheimer's. 

phuk Bobby Cox.  Most overrated manager ever.

I agree with the first part, but the second part??

If you have 1,402 division titles after taking over a perennial last place laughing stock, I would hardly say you are overrated, much less the most overrated ever. I was there in the rotten years and they were a damn joke. At least with Cox, there has always been hope.

[Thrilla]

I agree with the first part, but the second part??

If you have 1,402 division titles after taking over a perennial last place laughing stock, I would hardly say you are overrated, much less the most overrated ever. I was there in the rotten years and they were a damn joke. At least with Cox, there has always been hope.

Do not acknowldedge him and his baiting anti-Cox comments.  He has deep rooted issues against the Braves for which he eventually must seek counseling for.  If you must know about these issues: while growing up, his father would beat him unmercifully every time the Braves would lose.  If you think about their record in the 80's...you can understand the origin of his bitterness.

[GH2001]

At least we swept the Astros....but is that saying much?

Wench?  Seriously. Are we ok or is that a red herring with the Astros being so bad? I havent followed the Astros since that first week really.

[Buzz Killington]

Do not acknowldedge him and his baiting anti-Cox comments.  He has deep rooted issues against the Braves for which he eventually must seek counseling for.  If you must know about these issues: while growing up, his father would beat him unmercifully every time the Braves would lose.  If you think about their record in the 80's...you can understand the origin of his bitterness.

That had to suck...100 times a year.

[Tiger Wench]

At least we swept the Astros....but is that saying much?

Wench?  Seriously. Are we ok or is that a red herring with the Astros being so bad? I havent followed the Astros since that first week really.

Beating the Suckasstros is like beating a blind, crippled kid in a foot race.  You are guaranteed a win, but it makes you feel all dirty inside. 

So, to answer your question - NO... you are not okay.  You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!

[GH2001]

Beating the Suckasstros is like beating a blind, crippled kid in a foot race.  You are guaranteed a win, but it makes you feel all dirty inside. 

So, to answer your question - NO... you are not okay.  You guys SUCK!!!!!!!!

Oh - I know. I just wanted you to say it. 

[Buzz Killington]

...and yet they both have already taken series' from teh Schlubs.

[Tiger Wench]

Oh - I know. I just wanted you to say it. 

I am well aware that I was taking the bait, but when something is the unvarnished truth, I refuse to live in denial.

But henceforth, let this be my standing response...

Fuck you, GH.

That is all.