The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

AWK · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 12, 2010, 10:53:15 PM

Albert Pujols has more RBIs than the ENTIRE HOUSTON FUCKING ASTROS BASEBALL TEAM COMBINED.

Now excuse me while I go start a countdown clock for football season. Baseball season is not even three full weeks old yet, and I am already over it.

STILL.

WINLESS.

Unbe-fucking-lievable...

You will love this Jenny. Go to espn.com and look at the poll on the bottom of the page.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:52:22 AM »

The poll when I got there was about Tiger Woods. Maybe the Astros will sign him. He can throw a golf club farther than most of our outfield can throw a baseball.

AWK · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 13, 2010, 12:52:22 AM

The poll when I got there was about Tiger Woods. Maybe the Astros will sign him. He can throw a golf club farther than most of our outfield can throw a baseball.

Ohhh, I guess it was changed. Earlier today it was, "When will the Astros win their first game?"

43% Believe it will be their next series against the cubs.

18% thought it wouldn't be until May...haha.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:10:54 AM »

My O's are playing better ball than Houston

Ok, they have only won once this season, but still more than Houston. Don't worry TW, give it another month and the O's will rightfully take their place as the worst team in MLB.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2010, 10:18:28 AM »

Quote from: AWK on April 13, 2010, 09:36:13 AM

Ohhh, I guess it was changed. Earlier today it was, "When will the Astros win their first game?"

43% Believe it will be their next series against the cubs.

18% thought it wouldn't be until May...haha.

Put me in the 43% group. Hell, they will probably sweep that series.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:14:31 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 13, 2010, 10:10:54 AM

My O's are playing better ball than Houston

Ok, they have only won once this season, but still more than Houston. Don't worry TW, give it another month and the O's will rightfully take their place as the worst team in MLB.

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2010, 10:18:28 AM

Put me in the 43% group. Hell, they will probably sweep that series.

Y'all are sweet to try and cheer me up, but I am beyond help, just like my suck-ass baseball team...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:30:33 AM »

I'm telling you, the Astros will not leave St Louis winless. Penny and Loshe tomorrow and Thursday. At least one of them will suck, and more likely both of them.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2010, 04:24:03 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 13, 2010, 11:30:33 AM

I'm telling you, the Astros will not leave St Louis winless. Penny and Loshe tomorrow and Thursday. At least one of them will suck, and more likely both of them.

You have to actually SCORE RUNS to win games. So far, we just cannot do that. And Pujols can. A fucking three run homer. Shit. Why don't we just set up a pitching machine on the mound and let him hit all night - at least that would be interesting.

BTW, I scored my boss's four home plate tickets to the Astros - Cards game on Sunday July 11th. Two of them are yours if you and the wife want to take a little vaca... You can jeer my Suckasstros in person while Pujols makes mincemeat out of them AGAIN.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #28 on:** April 13, 2010, 04:29:29 PM »

Thanks, Wench, but we've got vacation plans that week.

Thought you would like this, and make an Astros joke...

http://deadspin.com/5516142/this-is-why-you-dont-bring-wayward-dogs-into-minor-league-ballparks

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2010, 11:11:15 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 13, 2010, 04:29:29 PM

Thought you would like this, and make an Astros joke...

http://deadspin.com/5516142/this-is-why-you-dont-bring-wayward-dogs-into-minor-league-ballparks

Holy crap...(haha)... The Suckasstros are definitely craptastic. They should adopt this dog and make it their mascot...

Look! It's Kaz "I have Anal Fissures!" Matsui!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #30 on:** April 14, 2010, 11:25:54 AM »

I have just the remedy for your Asstro blues...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180491103574&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

GH2001 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2010, 01:29:04 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 13, 2010, 04:29:29 PM

Thanks, Wench, but we've got vacation plans that week.

Thought you would like this, and make an Astros joke...

http://deadspin.com/5516142/this-is-why-you-dont-bring-wayward-dogs-into-minor-league-ballparks

That dog was still trying to squeeze one out when he took off running around the 1:01 mark. Funny as hell. Let the man finish his shit for petes sake.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #32 on:** April 14, 2010, 05:03:26 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 14, 2010, 11:25:54 AM

I have just the remedy for your Asstro blues...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180491103574&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

Fuck you, Jobu.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #33 on:** April 14, 2010, 11:01:32 PM »

Is Matsui going to be allowed back in the state of Texas?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #34 on:** April 14, 2010, 11:55:13 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 14, 2010, 11:01:32 PM

Is Matsui going to be allowed back in the state of Texas?

BAKA TARE!!!! AHONDARA!!!!!!!!!!! BONKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUSO!!! DABO!!!!!!!! FAKKU! BAKAYARO!!! KETSUNOANA KUTABARE!!!!

Houston scored one or fewer runs for the fifth time in 8 games. Holy fucking jack flash on a pogostick. They are already being compared to the 88 Orioles...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:56:47 AM »

I can almost picture the two Chinese groundskeepers at Minute Maid Park...

"They're shitty again."

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:49:58 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 15, 2010, 08:56:47 AM

I can almost picture the two Chinese groundskeepers at Minute Maid Park...

"They're shitty again."

That is the damn truth... they are just proving that our improbably WS run a few years back was just a stumble in the space time continuium, a fluke, a mis-print, a blind pig finding an acorn...

Assholes.

Thrilla · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2010, 01:57:20 PM »

Wow, being at .500 doesn't appear to be so bad now.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2010, 02:27:24 PM »

I just now found out the Braves won last night. I stayed up as late as I could and it was still 0-0 in like the 7th.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2010, 03:46:34 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 15, 2010, 02:27:24 PM

I just now found out the Braves won last night. I stayed up as late as my wife said I could and it was still 0-0 in like the 7th.

FTFY