The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #180 on:** May 17, 2010, 05:05:11 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2010, 03:59:03 PM

Speaking of...I saw where Zambrano blew a few leads this week in his new role as a setup man.

Zambrano is an overpaid fat fuck.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #181 on:** May 26, 2010, 07:31:37 AM »

Dear Adam Wainwright,

We showed up at Busch Stadium last night, and to our surprise, we we playing in San Diego. Our bad.

Signed,

The Cardinals Offense

AUJarhead · « **Reply #182 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:35:26 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 09, 2010, 01:01:28 PM

I am going to make an official request that Jarhead can not post in the "bitch and moan" thread...

Ever since you posted this, the Cards have been in the fucking toilet. Thanks.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #183 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:32:24 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 27, 2010, 07:35:26 AM

Ever since you posted this, the Cards have been in the fucking toilet. Thanks.

Good. I hate every team with any amount of success...

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #184 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:43:13 AM »

Cards will pick it back up. I'd rather Pujols go through a slump now, rather than later in the year. Let's hope for that!

Token · « **Reply #185 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:56:55 AM »

Despite having a screwed up batting order and two starting players batting below .200, the Braves are playing pretty good ball as of late. 2.5 games behind the Phillies.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #186 on:** May 27, 2010, 11:30:21 AM »

Quote from: Token on May 27, 2010, 09:56:55 AM

Despite having a screwed up batting order and two starting players batting below .200, the Braves are playing pretty good ball as of late. 2.5 games behind the Phillies.

I like ice cream.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #187 on:** May 27, 2010, 06:22:42 PM »

Quote

Astros closer Matt Lindstrom suffered his first blown save of the year in the ninth inning and walked in the winning run in the 10th to send the Brewers to a 4-3 win over the Astros on Thursday at Miller Park.

Never mind that it's his first blow save becaseu he never gets a fucking chance to go into the 9th with a fucking lead...

THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWK · « **Reply #188 on:** May 28, 2010, 01:07:58 PM »

Just an FYI, Braves won last night 8 - 3 to take the series against the Marlins.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #189 on:** May 28, 2010, 07:10:34 PM »

Quote from: AWK on May 28, 2010, 01:07:58 PM

Just an FYI, Braves won last night 8 - 3 to take the series against the Marlins.

Fuck you, man - take your positive attitude and peddle it elsewhere, asshole. If your team ain't sucking, get the fuck out of here...

GH2001 · « **Reply #190 on:** May 28, 2010, 09:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 28, 2010, 07:10:34 PM

phuk you, man - take your positive attitude and peddle it elsewhere, butthole. If your team ain't sucking, get the phuk out of here...

Well, after winning 15 division titles in a row, anything but 1st place is sucking to us. So yeah - we suck right now. And Im mad as hell about it!!!!!!!!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #191 on:** May 28, 2010, 11:27:30 PM »

Did you happen to catch the score of the Astros - Reds (yes, the fucking REDS) - game tonight???

The Suckasstros lost (shocker) with a score of FIFTEEN TO SIX.

That is FIFTEEN runs scored against the Astros' SIX. And six is more than we have scored in the last three games combined.

So do NOT fucking tell me how upset you bravesuckers are that your fucking team is not first in its division.

FUCK YOU.

Just shut the FUCK UP.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #192 on:** May 29, 2010, 11:54:58 AM »

Reds are the hottest team in baseball. And Scott Fucking Rolen is the reason why. I fucking hated it when the Cards traded him.

Astros have 16 wins, with 1/4 coming against the Cardinals. Yeah, we don't suck.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #193 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:33:52 PM »

Hate it for the Detroit pitcher that got butt-fucked by that ump tonight to fuck up his perfect game with two outs in the ninth.

Total blown call. That ump will NEVER live that call down.

Token · « **Reply #194 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:18:59 PM »

Don't look now Wench, but the 'stros are unbeaten in June.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #195 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Token on June 02, 2010, 11:18:59 PM

Don't look now Wench, but the 'stros are unbeaten in June.

...and a series coming up with the Cubs. Odds are they will start the month a cool 5-0.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #196 on:** June 03, 2010, 08:00:30 AM »

Big Z making three starts against the Astros, then?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #197 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:34:54 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 03, 2010, 08:00:30 AM

Big Z making three starts against the Astros, then?

He's that good!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #198 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Token on June 02, 2010, 11:18:59 PM

Don't look now Wench, but the 'stros are unbeaten in June.

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2010, 11:50:43 PM

...and a series coming up with the Cubs. Odds are they will start the month a cool 5-0.

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 03, 2010, 08:00:30 AM

Big Z making three starts against the Astros, then?

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2010, 09:34:54 AM

He's that good!

Fuck all y'all. Just because they snatched victory from the jaws of blown save defeat on Tuesday does NOT mean they are going to beat the Cubbies. They are 18-37 right now. La Di FUCKING Da.

I hate baseball.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #199 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:55:47 PM »

15-38, in our rightful place, on a 7 game losing streak. All is right in the world again. Angelos has them headed in the right direction!