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The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #140 on: May 03, 2010, 01:31:53 PM »
I am well aware that I was taking the bait, but when something is the unvarnished truth, I refuse to live in denial.

But henceforth, let this be my standing response...

phuk you, GH.

That is all.

You had me at "fuck you"   :)

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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #141 on: May 03, 2010, 02:42:59 PM »
O's streak at 3 wins!

I won't touch the Astros except to point out they have 2 guys on the roster currently batting .240 or better.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #142 on: May 03, 2010, 02:55:00 PM »
O's streak at 3 wins!

I won't touch the Astros except to point out they have 2 guys on the roster currently batting .240 or better.


SHHHHHHH!!!!

It might jinx them.  It's better to not mention it. 

I actually missed yesterday's score. It will end tonight. The Yankees will end their second streak of the season. 
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #143 on: May 03, 2010, 11:11:51 PM »
O's streak at 3 wins!

I won't touch the Astros except to point out they have 2 guys on the roster currently batting .240 or better.

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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #144 on: May 04, 2010, 09:56:43 AM »
Thanks a lot AUJarhead!  The Yanks took the O's down 4-1.   :sad:
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #145 on: May 04, 2010, 10:09:22 AM »
I'll just be happy if we split in Philly this week.

You ever been to a game at Camden?  Is it easy to get there from College Park?
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #146 on: May 04, 2010, 10:22:46 AM »
I'll just be happy if we split in Philly this week.

You ever been to a game at Camden?  Is it easy to get there from College Park?

Just three times.  We were working in Aberdeen and rode the tram in, it takes you real close to the park. The other two times we were working in philly and made the trek down I-95 for a few weekend games.  I don't know where college park is at.  I think that U of M College Park is close by, but I honestly couldn't tell you any more than that.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2010, 10:23:59 AM »
This picture is awesome.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/AC58C5656FB1709786257719001E0709?OpenDocument



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Phillies fan tasered at Monday game

PHILADELPHIA — A police officer used a Taser gun to apprehend a fan who ran onto the field during the Cardinals-Phillies game Monday night, and the home team and the police are investigating whether it was an appropriate use of force.

The fan, wearing a baseball cap, red Phillies National League Champions T-shirt and khaki shorts, hopped a fence and scurried around the outfield, eluding two security officers as the eighth inning was starting against the Cardinals.

One officer used a Taser and the fan went down in a heap. Several Phillies placed gloves over their faces and appeared to be stifling laughter at the wild scene.

A Phillies spokeswoman said the police department is investigating the matter and discussing with the team whether using the stun gun was appropriate.


Police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore told The Philadelphia Inquirer police internal affairs will open an investigation to determine if the firing "was proper use of the equipment."

Vanore was not made available to The Associated Press when a call was placed to the police department's public affairs office late Monday night.

The teams said it's the first time a Taser has been used by police to apprehend a spectator who ran onto the field.

The fan was 17-year-old male, and he will be charged with criminal trespass and related offenses, the team said.

The Phillies did not release his name because he is a juvenile.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #148 on: May 04, 2010, 10:31:25 AM »
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #149 on: May 04, 2010, 12:39:27 PM »
This picture is awesome.

Give that cop a medal.

I wonder if I could use that thing on certain Dis-Asstros.  Maybe an electric shock would wake their sorry lazy no good worthless asses UP!

Did anyone see Paulino drill Drew Upton in the back last night?  Ouch...

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Chris Snyder(notes) hit a long three-run homer and Chris Young had three hits and drove in three runs for the Diamondbacks, who snapped a three-game skid and sent Houston to its seventh straight defeat.
Fuck.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #151 on: May 05, 2010, 01:46:17 PM »
A buddy of mine in Houston just sent me a text message saying on the radio there, someone said maybe the Astros can pay tribute to the 1994 team, and end the season in July.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #152 on: May 05, 2010, 03:12:26 PM »
A buddy of mine in Houston just sent me a text message saying on the radio there, someone said maybe the Astros can pay tribute to the 1994 team, and end the season in July.
If only their management was that smart... cut your losses and call it happy.

Right now... BUY TWO SEASON TICKETS... GET TWO FREE!!! 

How fucking pathetic is that??? :suicide:

These nuggets from a local blog:

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I got an email with the Cinco De Mayo offer at Minutemaid: five bucks for an outfield seat.

The seats are cheaper than the beer now.

Drayton's getting desperate.

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I'm still drinking Tropicana orange juice...  So, everyone who was yelling WORLD SERIES! like a moron during the winning stream... SUCK IT!

The Astros suck this year.

They suck at the plate.
They suck on the mound.
They suck in the field.
They suck in the bullpen.
They suck on the bench.
They suck in the locker room.
They suck in the front office.
They suck at the ticket booth.
They suck in the owner's box.
They suck in the gift shop.
They suck at the concession stands.
They suck in my email box, spamming me with desperate cheap package deals.

If you come up with any X, Y, and Z coordinate in space, they suck there too.

Any analysis that suggests otherwise is flawed, any opinion that is contrary to that fact is retarded, and any data you point to that leads to any other conclusion is useless.

They are in the cellar of the National League, and eventually they will out-suck Baltimore to win the Race To The Basement.

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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #154 on: May 06, 2010, 08:00:33 AM »
I think when the cops tasered that kid Monday, they went into the Cards locker room, and stole the bats.  Jobu, St Louis needs you.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #155 on: May 06, 2010, 08:30:43 AM »
http://deadspin.com/5531637/cake-typo-gives-bobby-cocks-an-excellent-post+baseball-porn-name



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Cake Typo Gives Bobby "Cocks" An Excellent Post-Baseball Porn Name

The Senate invited the Braves manager to Capitol Hill to celebrate his upcoming retirement, complete with a misspelled cake that read "Thanks For 50 Great Years Bobby Cocks."
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #156 on: May 06, 2010, 10:03:08 PM »
Suck it, Orioles fan.  Even SI says we suck worse than you losers do... from their weekly power ranking...

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29.  Baltimore Orioles: 
By no means has the season gone the way the Orioles had planned, but at least they've gotten some revenge. After going 2-16, 6-12, 6-12 and 3-15 against Boston the past four years, Baltimore swept the Red Sox this past weekend. Of course, the O's were then promptly swept by the Yankees, restoring the world to its natural order.   

30.  Houston Astros
Streakiness, thy name is Astro. Houston started the year on an eight-game losing streak, then won eight of its next 10 and then lost eight in a row again. Left fielder Carlos Lee finally hit his first home run of the season Wednesday night, in his 26th game, and is batting just an even .200, not to mention that he's one of the only five outfielders rated worse defensively than the aforementioned Fukudome, as noted above.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/joe_lemire/05/06/power.rankings.3/index.html#ixzz0nClGzr1h
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #157 on: May 06, 2010, 11:58:35 PM »
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Of course, the O's were then promptly swept by the Yankees, restoring the world to its natural order.   

I laughed.   Give it time TW.  I promise you that we will resume our rightful place at the bottom.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #158 on: May 08, 2010, 11:22:22 PM »
The Pirates?  The fucking Pirates?  We can't hit the fucking Pirates?  Fuck you, Mark McGwire.
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Re: The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread
« Reply #159 on: May 09, 2010, 01:01:28 PM »
The Pirates?  The fucking Pirates?  We can't hit the fucking Pirates?  Fuck you, Mark McGwire.

I am going to make an official request that Jarhead can not post in the "bitch and moan" thread...
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