The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #100 on:** April 26, 2010, 10:58:00 AM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on April 25, 2010, 09:47:31 AM

I'm going to need you to slowly step away from the Braves. I think you've carried some bad mojo over with you. Since your little declaration, we have gone from 8-5 to 8-9.

But I have a goat I can bring over with me...well, it's really my friend's goat. I'll tell Stevie B. to bring him on over.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #101 on:** April 26, 2010, 01:22:46 PM »

3-14, beat Boston yesterday. A win today and I think we would have what some would call a streak!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #102 on:** April 26, 2010, 02:08:59 PM »

According to Lou, those things called "streaks" only happen if:

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Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row. If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #103 on:** April 26, 2010, 02:47:37 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 26, 2010, 02:08:59 PM

According to Lou, those things called "streaks" only happen if:

This is the Orioles we are talking about, don't you think three in a row is asking a little much?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #104 on:** April 26, 2010, 03:32:42 PM »

Baby steps. Gotcha.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #105 on:** April 26, 2010, 03:43:01 PM »

Nevermind anyway, Aubie. Now that we have an $18M setup man on the roster we are destined to host the World Series at Wrigley this year.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #106 on:** April 26, 2010, 03:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 26, 2010, 03:43:01 PM

Nevermind anyway, Aubie. Now that we have an $18M setup man on the roster we are destined to host the World Series at Wrigley this year.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I saw him mowing my neighbor's lawn this weekend.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #107 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:09:15 PM »

Welcome to Minute Maid Park - be sure and wear your hard hats!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #108 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:12:05 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 26, 2010, 03:57:36 PM

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I saw him mowing my neighbor's lawn this weekend.

I didn't know you moved to Arizona though...

Aubie16 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:26:50 AM »

so.... from 8-5 to 8-11 now.

Braves can't hit worth a damn the past week.

GH2001 · « **Reply #110 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on April 27, 2010, 09:26:50 AM

so.... from 8-5 to 8-11 now.

Braves can't hit worth a damn the past week.

Yeah this is downright painful to watch.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #111 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:26:35 AM »

Braves had Loshe on the ropes, but couldn't finish him off. Carp starts tonight for us, and he's been very un-Carp like so who knows. Seems like he doesn't get going until July when it's in the mid-90s.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #112 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:49:42 AM »

I am choosing to keep my mouth shut. Not sure WTF is going on, but I am not saying one damn word...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #113 on:** April 28, 2010, 08:49:35 AM »

While Bobby Cox and I agree, Pujols is worth 50 million, Bobby needs to shut his suck. What the fuck, is he trying to bankrupt the Cards?

Thrilla · « **Reply #114 on:** April 28, 2010, 12:55:10 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 27, 2010, 09:46:35 AM

Yeah this is downright painful to watch.

8-12 now. Seven game losing streak. When is the last time the Bravos did that? Is it Terry Pendleton's fault? The bats have been colder then a witch's titty on the shady side of an iceberg. An interesting theory that supports that TP is fucking things up: the following folks played for the Braves recently but not this year, and are hitting better with their teams this year then most of the Braves: Andruw Jones, Adam Laroche, Casey Kotchman, and Jeff Francouer. Is TP giving them bad info on how to hit the opposing pitchers or what? Baffling.

Things Thrilla has thrown at his TV the past week whilst watching the Braves:

GH2001 · « **Reply #115 on:** April 28, 2010, 01:29:53 PM »

8-12 - this really sucks.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #116 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:27:55 PM »

My O's are 4-16. They have won two in a row! Jarhead, can I call this streak please, this may be the last time this season I get to do this?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #117 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:57:45 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 28, 2010, 02:27:55 PM

My O's are 4-16. They have won two in a row! Jarhead, can I call this streak please, this may be the last time this season I get to do this?

Yes, streak away!

It's because I have the O's schedule on my desk, since we're thinking of going to a game in the next week or two.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #118 on:** April 29, 2010, 12:38:39 AM »

Hunter Pence DROPPED A FUCKING ROUTINE POP FLY IN THE OUTFIELD AFTER HE CALLED OFF MICHAEL BOURNE.

Three runs score.

Final 6-4 Reds... let's see... six... takeaway three... leaves three... WHICH IS LESS THAN FOUR!!!

BUNCHA FUCKING BAD NEWS BEARS...

Dammit.

GH2001 · « **Reply #119 on:** April 29, 2010, 09:54:06 AM »

8-13 now for the Braves.....0 runs scored last night.

Ah yes - I remember the good ole days (last week) when we were 8-4 and in first place after beating the Phillies. What a difference a week makes. I feel the season is lost already.