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Save Guam!
« on: April 01, 2010, 07:33:29 PM »
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 07:13:39 AM »
How the fuck do these people get elected?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 10:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 02, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
How the fuck do these people get elected?

You know how. You are just too afraid to say it.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 10:21:06 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 02, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
You know how. You are just too afraid to say it.

I'm not afraid to say it.  Their constituency is as dumb as they are.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 10:35:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 02, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
How the phuk do these people get elected?

Was thinking the same thing myself.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 01:03:33 PM »
Even worse?  THIS is the guy that replaced Cynthia McKinney.  THIS is what his district got as a replacement.

Those people are fucked in the head.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 03:16:48 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 02, 2010, 01:03:33 PM
Even worse?  THIS is the guy that replaced Cynthia McKinney.  THIS is what his district got as a replacement.

Those people are fucked in the head.

They are vastly better off with this guy. Seriously.
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2010, 05:53:32 PM »
Someone needs to inform ole Hank that the people of Guam will be fine if they just run to the other side when it starts to tip over.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 06:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 02, 2010, 05:53:32 PM
Someone needs to inform ole Hank that the people of Guam will be fine if they just run to the other side when it starts to tip over.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 02, 2010, 10:21:06 AM
I'm not afraid to say it.  Their constituency is as dumb as they are.

They aint got no damn constituency!! Stokes got constituency!!
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 11:16:32 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 11:12:35 AM
They aint got no damn constituency!! Stokes got constituency!!

Well he is the reform candidate.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 04:20:54 PM »
Yeah.  Ok.  He was being a funny man.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 05:48:14 PM »
It looks like Hank also supports overturning DADT... another genius position.

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/freshloaf/tag/rep-hank-johnson/

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Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-NY, has secured a commitment from the Senate Armed Services Committee to hold hearings this fall on the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, which bans openly gay soldiers from serving. Gillibrand had tried over the last several weeks to rally support behind a measure that would put an 18-month moratorium on the policy, but couldn’t come up with the votes.

In the House, Rep. Patrick Murphy, D-PA, is leading the charge against the policy by sponsoring a bill that would overturn DADT.  Murphy, an Iraq War veteran, is getting major backing from the Human Rights Campaign and Stonewall Democrats. Georgia Congressmen John Lewis and Hank Johnson are co-sponsors of Murphy’s bill.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 09:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 05, 2010, 11:16:32 AM
Well he is the reform candidate.

Hey Sani -  I got an idea. Maybe we ought to get us some that reform.
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Re: Save Guam!
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 06:53:21 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
Hey Sani -  I got an idea. Maybe we ought to get us some that reform.

I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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