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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 10:59:57 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 10:50:15 AM
It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old.  Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip.  Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.


Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  Fuck sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 11:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 10:59:57 AM
Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  phuk sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.


My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day)  I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball.  There was no one there.  My calf muscle was no longer attached either.

I coach Little League Baseball now.
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 11:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on April 06, 2010, 11:09:01 AM

My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day)  I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball.  There was no one there.  My calf muscle was no longer attached either.

I coach Little League Baseball now.

For those than need a visual:


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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 11:32:14 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 10:59:57 AM
Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  phuk sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.

Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years.  It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth.  Where the hell did that luck go?
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 11:37:46 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 11:32:14 AM
Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years.  It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth.  Where the hell did that luck go?

God takes it away to use on others who do not have the wisdom to stop doing stupid shit.  Apparently he pulled yours one stupid act too soon.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 12:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 06, 2010, 11:24:25 AM
For those than need a visual:





See, told you I was damn good. 
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2010, 05:00:25 PM »
Ten minutes later....

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2010, 09:22:59 AM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2010, 08:56:26 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on April 06, 2010, 05:00:25 PM
Ten minutes later....


You don't walk that kind of shit off.
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2010, 09:38:20 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
You don't walk that kind of shit off.
You gotta rub some tussin on it first.
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2010, 06:40:50 AM »
Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now.  See all of you on the flip side.
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2010, 07:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 08, 2010, 06:40:50 AM
Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now.  See all of you on the flip side.

Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2010, 09:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 08, 2010, 07:31:22 AM
Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.

He had an outtie? noooooo.

For real.....That was an outtie?
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2010, 09:57:47 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 08, 2010, 09:26:15 AM
He had an outtie? noooooo.

For real.....That was an outtie?

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2010, 10:32:30 AM »
Why do you fuckers have to have your A-Day the same day as Alabama? I was going to bring the family to T-Town in my father in law's RV, but we're doing my wife's grandparents big 50th anniversary party that day in Mississippi. I figured I would just hit up AU's A-Day or something, then realized they were the same day. I didn't think they usually did both schools on the same day?
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2010, 01:26:40 PM »
Get well soon.  Prayers sent.  Don't trash the players, they're just kids. 
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2010, 01:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 08, 2010, 01:26:40 PM
Get well soon.  Prayers sent.  Don't trash the players, they're just kids. 
You forgot O.N.E. Game at a time.   :wartim:
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2010, 01:34:56 PM »
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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2010, 01:36:51 PM »
You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: I broke my back
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2010, 01:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 08, 2010, 01:36:51 PM
You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.

Guys, we've addressed this plenty of times now.  Keep the woodshed material in the woodshed and off the rivals forum. 
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