I broke my back

Birmingham · « **on:** April 01, 2010, 11:57:39 PM »

It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day. I'm in a hospital room right now. Shit this hurts.

Maybe next year.

Birmingham

Jumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:12:55 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 01, 2010, 11:57:39 PM

It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day. I'm in a hospital room right now. Shit this hurts.

Maybe next year.

Birmingham

What happened?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:33:59 AM »

Tape it, shoot it up and get the fuck out of there you flaming pussy!

.....unless it's true....

then...wellll....

get better. ...it's from the heart.

CCTAU · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:36:59 AM »

He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.

Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2010, 12:49:11 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 02, 2010, 12:36:59 AM

He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.

Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.

I'm wearing that morphine button out right now.

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2010, 03:18:10 AM »

That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2010, 08:36:01 AM »

I don't believe a word you say. I think you are lying to get out of trying to sound cool to start with...

This is just one of your 10 personalities...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2010, 08:56:45 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 02, 2010, 03:18:10 AM

That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!

Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:20:13 PM »

I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.

Just sayin...

CCTAU · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 02, 2010, 01:20:13 PM

I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.

Just sayin...

I thought he was doing research for a new crimpsun turd novel....Brokeback Knoll.

Birmingham · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:44:51 PM »

While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days. 3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase.

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 02, 2010, 01:44:51 PM

While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days. 3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase.

That sucks, sorry to hear it.

Birmingham · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:48:11 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 02, 2010, 01:46:01 PM

That sucks, sorry to hear it.

It does suck. I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to. Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.

In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.

GH2001 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:11:28 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 02, 2010, 08:56:45 AM

Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.

Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:10:50 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 03:11:28 PM

Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.

I think he got jackhammered by some Tennessee hillbilly.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:27:33 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 02, 2010, 01:48:11 PM

It does suck. I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to. Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.

In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.

Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.

Birmingham · « **Reply #16 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:09:05 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 09:27:33 PM

Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.

Couldn't have described it better. Everything hurts.

Godfather · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 05:09:05 AM

Couldn't have described it better. Everything hurts.

Let this all be a lesson to everyone. Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.

Dare I ask though...How the fuck did you hurt yourself. GWS!

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:50:15 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 06, 2010, 10:11:06 AM

Let this all be a lesson to everyone. Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.

Dare I ask though...How the phuk did you hurt yourself. GWS!

It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old. Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip. Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:57:51 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 10:50:15 AM

It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old. Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip. Trampoline 1 - Uncoordinated nonathletic goofy ass Birmingham 0.

FTFY