Coach Barbee Letter to Students

Saniflush · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:01:18 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 09:55:02 AM

Hand out nothing. We keep, and dole out selectively. How else are we going to get some of you fucktards laid?

All women are just one line away from their first lesbian experience.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:09:58 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 31, 2010, 10:01:18 AM

All women are just one line away from their first lesbian experience.

Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.

djsimp · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2010, 10:21:48 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 09:55:02 AM

Hand out nothing. We keep, and dole out selectively. How else are we going to get some of you phuktards laid?

So does that mean the uglier we are the better chance we get free cocaine and get laid?

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:49:00 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 10:09:58 AM

Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy phukers.

Smart - not lazy darling.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:53:36 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 10:09:58 AM

Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.

We're not lazy...we do know how too operate a video camera.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:23:22 PM »

Fine. But if I gotta pick up the women, I get the cocaine too.

Saniflush · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:29:36 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 12:23:22 PM

Fine. But if I gotta pick up the women, I get the cocaine too.

one begets the other

GH2001 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 31, 2010, 12:29:36 PM

one begets the other

you complete me brother....

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:02:13 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 31, 2010, 10:09:58 AM

Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.

They're desperate. Let's see if we can't get the price a bit higher than a few random lines of blow.

Godfather · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:06:06 PM »

There is one caveat you have to do the blow of each others boobies.

Saniflush · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:31:27 PM »

you said boobies.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:54:30 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on March 31, 2010, 03:31:27 PM

you said boobies.

It moved when he said it.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on March 31, 2010, 03:54:30 PM

It moved when he said it.

It tends to do that when you are yanking on it, though, right?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2010, 04:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2010, 03:58:55 PM

It tends to do that when you are yanking on it, though, right?

I would....but I've got these really small hands.

The Prowler · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2010, 06:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on March 31, 2010, 04:08:00 PM

I would....but I've got these really small hands.

djsimp · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on March 31, 2010, 04:08:00 PM

I would....but I've got these really small hands.

AWK will hold it for you.

AWK · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on March 31, 2010, 11:12:27 PM

AWK will hold it for you.

I'll only need a finger.

djsimp · « **Reply #37 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 AM »

Quote from: AWK on April 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM

I'll only need a finger.

Like this?

GH2001 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:07:03 AM »

Quote from: AWK on April 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM

I'll only need a finger.

The mini-shocker?

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:16:36 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on March 31, 2010, 04:08:00 PM

I would....but I've got these really small hands.

You should really let that midget go. She's suffered enough.