So Auburn was chipping up for the Ironbowl?

[Birmingham]

Who would've known?  BTW, has anyone tried this guys "chips" or whatever they are?  Are they as absolutely ridiculous as this guy makes them sound when he's trying to sell them?  I honestly can't believe that Auburn's football team was using them for the Ironbowl.

[The Prowler]

If you're talking about the sticker guy that comes on the Fuckhead show, every once in a while, then I'm sure that you've heard him say that SPuat has been using his stickers for going on three years now.  I think it's a load of bullshit, to tell you the truth.

[No Huddle]

 

[djsimp]

What is the purpose of this thread? The only thing interesting (but horrible) is B'hams new avatar. Is this guy wearing gold lipstick?

[Buzz Killington]

Who would've known?  BTW, has anyone tried this guys "chips" or whatever they are?  Are they as absolutely ridiculous as this guy makes them sound when he's trying to sell them?  I honestly can't believe that Auburn's football team was using them for the Ironbowl.

I did see Steve Spurrier chipping at the Regions Pro-Am last year.  Should I have turned him in?

[Birmingham]

The only thing I think is more worthless than the product is the dude trying to sell them.  He clearly knows he's lying and can't because of that is immediately defensive about every single question asked about the product.  Again, there's no way in hell you can convince me that Auburn's players all used them for the Ironbowl.  If they did, why didn't they use them for the next game?  2 people from Alabama's program contacted Finebaum to say they had never seen Rolando or any other person in the locker room ever use them, they had never seen them before.  This is clearly one shady fucking guy. 

Prowler, your post made it sound like this guy has been on before.  This was the first I had heard about it.  Is he a regular or something?

[JR4AU]

Brother Oliver called in yesterday pimping it for the guy.  I don't know if it is or isn't bullshit.  He has a shitload of big names claiming they're not paid, and saying they've worked for them.  It certainly sounds like some hocus-pocus bullshit, but hey, what do I care?

[Jumbo]

The only thing I think is more worthless than the product is the dude trying to sell them.  He clearly knows he's lying and can't because of that is immediately defensive about every single question asked about the product.  Again, there's no way in hell you can convince me that Auburn's players all used them for the Ironbowl.  If they did, why didn't they use them for the next game?  2 people from Alabama's program contacted Finebaum to say they had never seen Rolando or any other person in the locker room ever use them, they had never seen them before.  This is clearly one shady fucking guy. 

Prowler, your post made it sound like this guy has been on before.  This was the first I had heard about it.  Is he a regular or something?

He's been on Finebaum a few times, everytime it sounds like an infomercial.

[Birmingham]

A very very bad infomercial.  Someone called in and said "If these things really did work why aren't you a millionaire?  He said "money isn't everything"????  What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that if they worked than people would buy enough of them to make him a millionaire?

[Jumbo]

A very very bad infomercial.  Someone called in and said "If these things really did work why aren't you a millionaire?  He said "money isn't everything"????  What the fuck does that have to do with the fact that if they worked than people would buy enough of them to make him a millionaire?

If the chips worked we'd all be covered with them. He's a fraud.

[The Prowler]

I knew it was total bullshit when he said that..."It's a sticker with microscopic computer chips in it" then the caller asked if you could see the computer chips with a naked eye (yes it was a bammer caller), then the sticker guy said that no you couldn't see them but you just know that they're in there.

Then he started bashing Performance Enhancing Drugs (Steriods), naming off the side affects and talking about how illegal they are....at the same time, pimping his Performance Enhancing Stickers (he called 'em that).  With these "stickers" being somewhat new on the market, I'm sure the known side affects haven't started popping up.

Right off the bat, if these things are real and not just in your mind that they'll work, your body will start depending on the stickers' computer chips to tell it to repair the parts of the body that you place them on....and if he comes out with some sort of Testosterone Stickers, you should stay the fuck away from them...or just go to Canada and get the Real Testosterone (Tess-120), because it'll be, essentially, the same fucking thing.

Hang on....Hang the fuck on....

I pretended that my Scotch Tape had magical computer chips inside it, that'll make things bigger, I put it on my peepee....it fuckin' grew a full inch.  I am not joking.  Now I've got 4 1/2".  BOOM Mutha Fuckas!!!!!  YEAH!!!!!!!  I'm quitting my job on Mon. and moving to California, I'm gonna be a pornstar bitches.  WOOOOHOOOO!!!!  Peace Out LOSERS!!!!

[Birmingham]

Prowler's been drinking too much Redbull.

[AUChizad]

I didn't hear this recent segment, but heard him on there before.

Such an unbelievable crock of bullshit.

That time, a caller said they had both a computer science and a medical background, and asked him to please explain on a technical level how it worked.

The guy was like "Uh...well, I have a team of scientists that make these. I just sell them. I can't speak to exactly how they work, I just can tell you for sure that they do."

 

[Birmingham]

I didn't hear this recent segment, but heard him on there before.

Such an unbelievable crock of bullpoop.

That time, said they had both a software and a medical background, and asked him to please explain on a technical level how it worked.

The guy was like "Uh...well, I have a team of scientists that make these. I just sell them. I can't speak to exactly how they work, I just can tell you for sure that they do."

 

That's my problem is most scams feature a guy who knows every single bit about the scam, they've studied it inside and out and it's flawless.  This guy doesn't even pretend to know what the phuk he's talking about.  Yesterday when asked how it's energy enters the body he ended up saying "through your force field".  Seriously??? 

[djsimp]

That's my problem is most scams feature a guy who knows every single bit about the scam, they've studied it inside and out and it's flawless.  This guy doesn't even pretend to know what the phuk he's talking about.  Yesterday when asked how it's energy enters the body he ended up saying "through your force field".  Seriously??? 

What the phuk, is this guys name Yoda? Stupid mf'rs, I guess they think all of society have fallen submissive to retardation.

[boartitz]

What the phuk, is this guys name Yoda? Stupid mf'rs, I guess they think all of society have fallen submissive to retardation.

I'd say he picked the right market to peddle this shit to. He did his research in that department.
Birmingham has them stuck all over his head.

[djsimp]

I'd say he picked the right market to peddle this poop to. He did his research in that department.
Birmingham has them stuck all over his head.

Duck never lets you down. Can even be used in place of stitches.

[Townhallsavoy]

I missed this one because I quit listening to Finebaum months ago.

However, in the years I did listen (2004-2009), I heard this guy on there as a guest four times. 

Each time, the callers ripped him a new asshole.  And if you know anything about Finebaum callers, they aren't the brightest bunch. 

I think they have him on as a guest for comical purposes, but the dumbass "Sham-Wow" wannabe thinks it's an open forum to sell his product.

[Jumbo]

I just listened to the interview, the chip guy comes off as a dick. The chip guy talks all over his planted spokesman. If this guy wasn't such an asshole he could sell his bullshit product everywhere.