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The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle

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The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« on: March 28, 2010, 05:39:17 PM »
Imagine this was the Iron Bowl... what would you have done?

On the night of the October 21st the Real Madrid played Champions League match against AC Milan.
Heineken convinced several university professors, girlfriends, and several bosses to convince their students, boyfriends and employees to go to a concert on that night. All of them couldn't say no and had to go to the classical concert.

But...

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Re: The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 08:36:00 PM »
I would have been pissed.  Sure, in the end you get to watch the match, but you've dragged me to an auditorium where I'm surrounded by strangers (half of whom are probably fans of the other team) and I can't buy beer.  While all of my friends are probably hanging out together and getting shit canned, I've been duped into this nonsense.

Bad form, Heineken.
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Re: The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 10:23:22 PM »
     Just that much more evidence that only homosexuals drink Heiniken.
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Re: The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 01:10:16 AM »
     Just that much more evidence that only homosexuals drink Heiniken.
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Re: The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 07:12:11 AM »
     Just that much more evidence that only homosexuals drink Heiniken.

I was young and out of beast.


I wouldn't have gone.  Fuck that woman, boss, professor.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Great Heiniken Soccer Swindle
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 08:34:07 AM »
Work may have gotten me. But a girlfriend or wife? Hell no. I would have never even been asked....that shit is grounds for break up...
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