Shon Coleman

[Token]

I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.

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And it's retarded.  It seems to me that someone would spend more time poking fun at the idiot for failing at the smack talk then trying to defend Auburn's name.  

I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.

 

We view this differently then.  If someone wants to make an argument and really attack a point, then I'm fine with it.  As I've already pointed out, he didn't.  He took the "I know you are, but what am I" and the "well, you started it" approach, which I consider to be extremely idiotic.  If that wasn't enough, sticking with the elementary theme, he's now mooooing.  A very effective way to prove a point in 3rd grade.  Grownups?  Not so much.

What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.

Those people don't spend near as much time siding with a bammer as you do running in blindly to defend every stupid comment he makes.  Furthermore, those people didn't display any characteristics of someone with Kaos-itus.  The didn't make a single comment towards Prowler, where Kaos would have completely undressed his argument, broke down exactly why it was a complete failure and lambasted you with sancho lines for running in, yet again, to defend a stupid comment.     

For phuk's sake, is it really so noble to take the side of a fellow fan even if the point he's trying to make could possibly be the dumbest since Tom Cruise decided to start a church?  poop.  If I took that approach with some of Birmingham's multi-personality posts I'd have well over 10,000.  

Priorities, indeed.  

[Kaos]

Look, dude.

This is the quote that started this bickerfest.

I know it was a half-joking dig in passing, but the point is, this is typical of the slams you hear from bama fans.

Not "You Auburn fans cheer for a football team that is associated with a fine agricultural institution."

It's ususally some dig about how everyone in Auburn, or associated with Auburn, is a cow farmer.

I agree that Prowler can make a dumb post every now and then. I don't see how this is one of them.

What is dumb is that we're still talking about it, and even worse that everyone is attacking Prowler for responding to a bammer making a "cow college" comment. Some of you have Kaos-itus. Taking the side of a bammer slamming Auburn if it means a chance to call Prowler an idiot.

Priorities, man.

Eat turds, bucketwad. 

When an idiot is being an idiot, there's nothing wrong with pointing it out. 

Prowler's "argument" as it were probably contains some relevant information.  It's the manner of expression that dooms it. 

If you stuck a cattle prod (notice the cross reference) up the ass of an epileptic sufferer of Tourettes Syndrome after filling him with 17 five hour energy drinks and then let him shout into a voice-recognition software system that would type out the stream of absurdity for 38 seconds, it would be more rational than most of what Prowler posts.  His "contributions" are often the visual equivalent of a rhesus monkey using an etch-a-sketch. 

You're in full-blown Sancho mode here.  Step back, don't put my name in a discussion I've had no part of, and take a second look.

[AUChizad]

Prowler's "argument" as it were probably contains some relevant information.  It's the manner of expression that dooms it. 

So what you're saying is, you agree with everything he said, you just filter your preconceived disapproval through his post to find a way to bitch about it.

[Saniflush]

I love etch a sketch wielding monkeys.

[War Eagle!!!]

I love etch a sketch wielding monkeys.

A monkey doesn't hold a candle on an etch a sketch compared to a 3 toed sloth. Believe it or not, those fuckers are bad ass on those things...

[Buzz Killington]

Just how many cows are enrolled at the two fine State institutions?  Percentage of brown vs. spotted?  I need stats...STAT.

[Kaos]

So what you're saying is, you agree with everything he said, you just filter your preconceived disapproval through his post to find a way to bitch about it.

Congratulations.  Another "F" in comprehension. You're on a roll.

Please to be fucking yourself. 

A. I didn't "bitch" about anything, I merely responded when my name was used in vain.  You proved yet again that you have no concept what the term "bitching" means.  God help you if you ever have a girlfriend.

B. I have no idea whether his post had any merit or not because to me, it read like this:

WOOO!! WipPee shit hunterfuckers, there's.......   MOOO! Pingdickity, aaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeee! lee's county Cows leaser than TURDSCamooooooooooosa!!! bitch.  And one time I knew a HOMO!!! cow had he.  bammer Hat head on the bee. BOOOOyuhhhh, ;

What does that say?

It's not worth defending.  Franky, it sickens me to see Auburn people behave in such an ignorant manner.  A four-year old with fingerpaint makes more sense.

[GH2001]

Explain how this post is so completely asinine.

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp

Cows:
Lee Co.: 6,700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

Not trying to pick nits here and this cow smack is freaking awesome and all BUT - how many heads of cattle are actually tied to the U of Alabama   vs    AU ? You can drive down wire road and see the bastards less than a mile from the stadium. Thats pretty "cow college" if you ask me. My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

[Token]

My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

WINNER!!!  If I had a nice shiny prize, I'd give it to you.

[GH2001]

WINNER!!!  If I had a nice shiny prize, I'd give it to you.

You had me at hello......

[Snaggletiger]

You two should get a room.

[Token]

You two should get a room.

We'd invite you if the wife would let you come.

[Snaggletiger]

We'd invite you if the wife would let you come.

Homey don't swing that way anyhow....uuuunnnless it's late and I've been drinking.

[The Prowler]

My point was - I don't see where thats a bad thing. I wont ever deny the Ag ties AU has. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

^^Bingo^^

[Kaos]

^^Bingo^^

If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.

[Jumbo]

If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.

You must have been picked on as a child, maybe Prowler took your lunch money as a kid? Writer's Unite!

[The Prowler]

If this is what you meant to say, how about using English to express yourself next time, not Dumbonics.

[GH2001]

What happened to the pic of the hyper kid Mike Myers played with chocolate all over his mouth? Thats a pretty funny skit from SNL Old days.

[No Huddle]

WOW! What a conversation going on about me trying to say please do not stereotype fans. I hope everyone had a nice easter.