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Funny Cam Newton Quote
« on: March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM »
I might have a man crush.  Borrowed from a buddy, to be left unnamed.

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Unnamed Reporter - How was life in Junior College

Newton: Well, I'm from Atlanta where I'm used to waking up to planes and cars and a lot going on, then I moved to Florida where I got used to waking up to buses and stuff.  Then I moved to Texas where I woke up to the sound of cows...I thought my life and career were over, haha.

Unnamed reporter: And what do you wake up to now?

Newton: (pause) Um...Eltoro Freeman.
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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 06:04:36 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
I might have a man crush.  Borrowed from a buddy, to be left unnamed.

He went from cows to Da Bull!
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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 11:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on March 25, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
He went from cows to Da Bull!

Atleast a bull has balls.
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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 11:35:17 AM »
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
Newton: (pause) Um...Eltoro Freeman.


I just snorted.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 06:37:20 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
Then I moved to Texas where I woke up to the sound of cows...I thought my life and career were over, haha.
I just sharted.
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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2010, 12:58:57 PM »
Where is this "Bull"?  I have seen him about as much as Fairley.
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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 07:48:29 AM »
I keep getting this image in my mind of Eltoro busting through the wall.

« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 07:49:07 AM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 09:39:30 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2010, 07:48:29 AM
I keep getting this image in my mind of Eltoro busting through the wall.



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