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Sorry Guys...

Sorry Guys...
« on: February 16, 2008, 06:11:03 PM »
I'll be back around on Monday, but I've taken a break this past week while I'm at a funeral in Illinois.....

Oh...and fuck 1-800 FLOWERS for screwing me and my fiance over by NOT getting her her flowers, balloons and chocolate.....for two straight days....

That is all...

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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 09:39:18 PM »
I'll be back around on Monday, but I've taken a break this past week while I'm at a funeral in Illinois.....

Oh...and fuck 1-800 FLOWERS for screwing me and my fiance over by NOT getting her her flowers, balloons and chocolate.....for two straight days....

That is all...


I wondered how they could promise Valentine Delivery for everyone in the country? I think you should be due a refund.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 11:02:52 PM »
I wondered how they could promise Valentine Delivery for everyone in the country? I think you should be due a refund.

If you paid by credit card, Get yo'self a refund.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 04:48:24 AM »
I'll be back around on Monday, but I've taken a break this past week while I'm at a funeral in Illinois.....

Oh...and fuck 1-800 FLOWERS for screwing me and my fiance over by NOT getting her her flowers, balloons and chocolate.....for two straight days....

That is all...


You must post in 10 threads a day to pay your debt to the board.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 10:18:16 PM »
I got my refund.  :vn:
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 01:53:03 AM »
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 09:12:46 AM »
I'll be back around on Monday, but I've taken a break this past week while I'm at a funeral in Illinois.....

Oh...and fuck 1-800 FLOWERS for screwing me and my fiance over by NOT getting her her flowers, balloons and chocolate.....for two straight days....

That is all...

Dude, next time go to proflowers.com, enter the code mikeandmike and you would have gotten $30 off a dozen roses and candy.  I ordered mine on Monday and they were delivered by lunch on Valentine's Day. 

I guess that doesn't really help you now, though. 
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 12:39:46 AM »
I guess that doesn't really help you now, though. 

Duh fucker...

...just kidding....   I'll have to hit proflowers next time.  I'm smart enough not to ONLY do the flower dealio on Valentines...

Besides, I'm staying at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi Tues night...  I'll spend the refund there and make myself feel better about blowing a hundred bucks...  :vn:
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 08:50:49 AM »
Besides, I'm staying at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi Tues night...  I'll spend the refund there and make myself feel better about blowing a hundred bucks...  :vn:

You'll definitely blow a hundred bucks if you go in with that attitude.  You got to think positive man! 
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 09:08:16 AM »
You'll definitely blow a hundred bucks if you go in with that attitude.  You got to think positive man! 

I always think of it more of $100 to get blown.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 10:20:10 AM »

...just kidding....   I'll have to hit proflowers next time.  I'm smart whipped enough not to ONLY do the flower dealio on Valentines...


Fixed that for you....
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 03:16:40 PM »
Fixed that for you....

Naw....  I travel with a clear mind and no guilt, and make it up with things like that...   besides flowers equals 5 rounds of physical satisfaction...

We're not married YET!

By the way... the room at the HRC Casino...  is BAD ASS.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 08:04:33 PM »
Did I mention I'm wearing my green shirt and I'm in room that ends in 07.....

Come to daddy!  :nagger:
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 04:08:19 PM »
4 hours on the casino floor all to break even.... oh well....  free beers!  :vn:

What games do you guys have the most success with on the casino floor????

I'm a blackjack / 3 card poker table junkie...
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 04:14:24 PM »
Black jack and rollin dem bones!
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2008, 04:46:27 PM »
Black jack and rollin dem bones!

Exactly.  Craps is bar none the most exciting casino game out there.  There's nothing like hitting hot roller and winning and winning and winning while continually throwing out more bets as the winning increases, despite not knowing the odds of half the bets you place.  It's a game that brings people together. I've won most my casino money at playing craps...then lost it when playing 3 card poker...then forgetting my woes by sharing them with an employee of the Spearmint Rhino.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2008, 04:53:40 PM »
Exactly.  Craps is bar none the most exciting casino game out there.  There's nothing like hitting hot roller and winning and winning and winning while continually throwing out more bets as the winning increases, despite not knowing the odds of half the bets you place.  It's a game that brings people together. I've won most my casino money at playing craps...then lost it when playing 3 card poker...then forgetting my woes by sharing them with an employee of the Spearmint Rhino.

BlackJack and Craps for me.  I may get in a no-limit Texas Hold 'em game if there is a poker room, but I usually warm up with BlackJack and once I get a few in me I'll head over to the Craps table. 
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2008, 07:47:55 PM »
I've got to learn Craps...

I've not got the faintest clue on what the hell is going on there....   Looks like a blast though, and you're right about the people playing...  A lot more fun than having some bullshit smug dealer flipping blackjacks at you and taking your money....

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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 08:27:37 PM »
I've got a craps system that I would be happy to share. It's all broken down by the math.

If you are interested, send me your email address and I will shoot you a copy.
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Re: Sorry Guys...
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2008, 10:51:33 AM »
I've got to learn Craps...

I've not got the faintest clue on what the hell is going on there....   Looks like a blast though, and you're right about the people playing...  A lot more fun than having some bullshit smug dealer flipping blackjacks at you and taking your money....



Easiest game in the casino.
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