*Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*

[Jumbo]

"As early as" = "Unless" ... ?   

I need to start writing this stuff down, it is becoming hard to read without the correct code.

I'll help you out, Tubby's going to be our new coach, Unless he's not.

[Snaggletiger]

I'll help you out, Tubby's going to be our new coach, Unless he's not.

Listen to this man.  He's Pre-Law

[AUTiger1]

Listen to this man.  He's Pre-Law

And has many leather bound books.

[CCTAU]

I have been hearing very small murmurs that JJ wants to pull another Chizik out of his hat. So he has been quietly talking to Mamadou N'diaye. The rumor is that N'diaye will be surrounded by a basketball savvy team of interpreters to help get the players motivated. This will at first seem to be a terrible hire, but after AU wins the SEC west, fans will love the hire........

[Snaggletiger]

Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program. 

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.

[Jumbo]

Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program.  

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.

Jacobs is beating the breaks off corches no one wants, this is going to be a special offseason.

[Saniflush]

Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program. 

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.

Who wants to sex Mamadou?

[Ogre]

Nobody packs your lunch like Mamadou!

[Pell City Tiger]

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.

Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!

[The Prowler]

Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!

eggsachery

[Kaos]

This is becoming a pet peeve of mine. 

Get the quote right. 

It was never "Boooo! We need a winner, not a loser." 

It was....

"Boooo! We need a LEADER, not a loser."

[Pell City Tiger]

<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

[Jumbo]

Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!

Zinger!

[Saniflush]

<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

File this away for later use.

[Snaggletiger]

File this away for later use.

This is gonna' be mo fun than a mouse at a burlesque show.

[Kaos]

<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Yeah, but Prowler STILL doesn't know what the actual quote was. 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, but Prowler STILL doesn't know what the actual quote was. 

Yeah, but....kaos is STILL retarded.

again, we need a winner not a loser.

[AUChizad]

Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

I gotta get me one a dem decoder rings.

[Jumbo]

Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

I gotta get me one a dem decoder rings.

Drink more Ovaltine.

[The Prowler]

Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

It was the 'ol switch-a-roo...watch my right hand while ignoring what my left hand is doing.  Brilliant I tells ya.