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My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou

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I no longer think we should be partners with Walmart.  They've hurt my feelings.

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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 12:06:25 AM »
Yeah, if an Auburn fan wants to buy his newborn some Auburn attire he must go elsewhere because they have sold out to the bammers. Its only fitting that Wal-Mart is racist.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2010, 08:17:39 PM »
Mission accomplished by whoever snuck on the loudspeaker.

I laughed.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2010, 08:43:26 PM »
The 16 year old kid is getting sued by walmart and their pressing charges.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 10:33:26 AM »
It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.

Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.

Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".

He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).

He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.

He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 11:15:41 AM »
He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.


Can he still go to the Woolworths?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 04:10:56 PM »

Can he still go to the Woolworths?

STAY OUT OF WOOLWORTH!!!!!!
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2010, 04:23:30 PM »
No Bargain Town USA either
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2010, 04:32:08 PM »

Can he still go to the Woolworths?

Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 05:01:47 PM »
Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 05:03:00 PM »
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...

It is behind you, right boys?
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 06:36:10 PM »
Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 06:59:59 PM »
It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.

Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.

Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".

He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).

He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.

He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.

OTFLAMO! I wished I could be a friend like that.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 08:01:59 AM »
Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.

A swing and a flat whiff.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 08:28:22 AM »
A swing and a flat whiff.
lights were out, nobody at home
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 09:26:43 AM »
It is behind you, right boys?

These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 10:59:59 AM »
These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 11:14:45 AM »
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 02:07:51 PM »
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.

You don't tell your pappy how to count the electorate!!! We aint one-at-a-timing it here...Were Mass Communicating!!!!
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Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 02:15:24 PM »
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
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