My Joyous Experience With Delta

[Lurking Tiger]

If anything good came out of all this, I definitely learned the value of properly packing a carry-on.  An airline will leave a mo-fo stranded for the night and if all your shit is in the bags you checked, you better be prepared to rinse your drawers in the sink.

Commando.

[Saniflush]

Commando.

Always.  I like to give TSA a surprise.

[wesfau2]

Always.  I like to give TSA a surprise.

This is also effective for stopping the "bachelor" experience at a titty flop.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

The Rx thing didn't work with the lady to my right at the baggage counter.  She had steam coming out of her ears.  Security was "Handling" the situation to my left where this guy was wanting to know what they were going to do about his bag.  This expensive piece of luggage looked like the frame on the back was busted in half and the front looked like they had taken a box cutter to it and ripped it to shreds.

Sir, all we can do is offer you a $50.00 voucher for your next flight.

But, you demolished a $200.00 piece of luggage.

Sir, all we can do is offer you a $50.00 voucher for your next flight.

I don't want to fly with you again.  What are you going to do about this bag?

Sir, all we can do... 

This reminded me of a certain congress...

...and a certain healthcare "debate".