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My Joyous Experience With Delta

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Re: My Joyous Experience With Delta
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2010, 02:08:20 PM »
If anything good came out of all this, I definitely learned the value of properly packing a carry-on.  An airline will leave a mo-fo stranded for the night and if all your shit is in the bags you checked, you better be prepared to rinse your drawers in the sink.

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Re: My Joyous Experience With Delta
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2010, 04:16:49 PM »
Commando.

Always.  I like to give TSA a surprise.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: My Joyous Experience With Delta
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2010, 01:40:52 AM »
Always.  I like to give TSA a surprise.

This is also effective for stopping the "bachelor" experience at a titty flop.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Re: My Joyous Experience With Delta
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2010, 12:38:01 PM »
The Rx thing didn't work with the lady to my right at the baggage counter.  She had steam coming out of her ears.  Security was "Handling" the situation to my left where this guy was wanting to know what they were going to do about his bag.  This expensive piece of luggage looked like the frame on the back was busted in half and the front looked like they had taken a box cutter to it and ripped it to shreds.

Sir, all we can do is offer you a $50.00 voucher for your next flight.

But, you demolished a $200.00 piece of luggage.

Sir, all we can do is offer you a $50.00 voucher for your next flight.

I don't want to fly with you again.  What are you going to do about this bag?

Sir, all we can do... 

This reminded me of a certain congress...

...and a certain healthcare "debate".


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