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Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis

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Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:59:31 PM »
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(Newser) – A man has been fined $900 for attacking a female British police officer with his penis after he tried to hit her in the head with it. She ducked. Cops were called to the home of Marium Varinauskas, 28, by his girlfriend complaining of his drunken behavior. When police arrived he stood on a sofa over the officer "exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck," said a spokesman.

Varinauskas has no memory of the incident but has pleaded guilty. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility," said his attorney. "He apologizes profusely and is extremely embarrassed." He has sworn off binge drinking, reports the BBC. The officer suffered no injuries.

http://www.newser.com/tag/50581/1/marium-varinauskas.html

I thought he was truly gifted until they mentioned he was standing on the couch. :rofl:

On a side note, I wonder if she slipped him her phone number.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 10:00:28 PM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2010, 02:14:26 PM »
It takes balls to go after the police armed with only your dick.

Got a chuckle from the tags on the website.

More About:  penis assault • Great Britain • penis • crime
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Re: Drunk Fined for Trying to Bludgeon Cop With Penis
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 02:46:50 PM »
It takes balls to go after the police armed with only your dick.

Got a chuckle from the tags on the website.

More About:  penis assault • Great Britain • penis • crime
Did you click on Penis Assault?

I'm curious to know just how many stories in a given week are on that topic?
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