Happy St. Patricks Day

[Godfather]

Here's to you...

Here's to me...

but mostly here's to me!

May your dirty parts grow green with envy!


 

[AUTiger1]

I trust that everyone has some Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Shane MacGowan And The Popes and the Pogues in thier list today.

[wesfau2]

Here's to the ladies in the high-heeled shoes
They smoke our dope and they drink our booze
They've got no cherry, but it ain't a sin
Cuz they've still got the box that the cherry came in.


May your glass be ever full
May the roof above you be ever strong
And may you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you're dead.

[chinook]

doesn't tigersX have a resident leprechaun?

[Jumbo]

doesn't tigersX have a resident leprechaun?

Kaos'

[wesfau2]

Kaos'

Damn.

Who all seen the leprechaun say "YEAH!"

[Godfather]

There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Said he, "I'll admit
She does smell a bit,
But look at the money I save!"

[BZ770]

[Ogre]

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow,
Than to spend tonight like there’s no money

[AUsweetheart]

Some ask if the glass is half full
Others ask if it is half empty
I just ask if you are going to finish that beer.

[Godfather]

A large-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice

[Godfather]

An Irish drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. Puzzled at the non-Catholic service, he proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back, ever the open-minded fellow, and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
 
"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"


The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

[Godfather]

[Pell City Tiger]

There was a young lady from Brewster
Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don't smell like it used ter.

[Pell City Tiger]

There was a young man from Gosham,
Who took out his nuts to wash em,
His wife said "Jack, if you don't put them back
I'll stand on the bastards and squash em."

[Pell City Tiger]

Old King Billy had a ten foot willy,
and he showed it to the lady next door.
She though it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake,
and now it's only five foot four.