A sign of Auburn's Future

Jumbo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:19:00 PM »

~~This thread makes my eyes hurt.~~

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:23:17 PM »

B'ham or any other resident bammers care to share your school's Creed with us all? I'd love to hear because I have never heard it before,that is if you guys have one. Oh wait, I know what it must be....CHEAT.

No Huddle · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:56:11 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 17, 2010, 09:23:17 PM

B'ham or any other resident bammers care to share you school's Creed with us all? I'd love to hear because I have never heard it before,that is if you guys have one. Oh wait, I know what it must be....CHEAT.

As a member of the University of Alabama community, I will pursue knowledge; act with fairness, honesty, and respect; foster individual and civic responsibility; and strive for excellence.

I guess you could read it like this

As a member of the University of Alabama Community, I will pursue knowledge; act with fairness, Honesty, and respEct; foster individuAl and civic responsibility; and sTrive for excellence."

Token · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:03:41 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 17, 2010, 09:23:17 PM

B'ham or any other resident bammers care to share you school's Creed with us all? I'd love to hear because I have never heard it before,that is if you guys have one. Oh wait, I know what it must be....CHEAT.

You do realize how easy it is to google search, copy and paste the creed. Right? I mean, that's a good question to ask in person, but it doesn't work on the internet.

Anyway, here's my personal Creed....

I have a dream... most nights. It starts on a playground; there's kids, you know swinging, laughing. Dogs barking, butterflies flapping their wings. And then you hear a rumbling. And over the horizon comes a black cloud. And it's made of cancer. And pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes, pulling at their hair and saying "Help! What do we do?!" You know what happens next? Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life. And you know what I do? I blow every-fucking-thing away. I am getting God's work done. When the whole thing is over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me, and they say "Thank you, Token, thank you for helping, being a great man, and doing this for us!" And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2010, 11:48:08 PM »

Quote from: No Huddle on March 17, 2010, 09:56:11 PM

As a member of the University of Alabama community, I will pursue knowledge; act with fairness, honesty, and respect; foster individual and civic responsibility; and strive for excellence.

I guess you could read it like this

As a member of the University of Alabama Community, I will pursue knowledge; act with fairness, Honesty, and respEct; foster individuAl and civic responsibility; and sTrive for excellence."

So how many bammers actually follow that creed? I know the lawyers don't

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:42:31 AM »

I just clicked on it and my panties got wet.

Wait...what?

Birmingham · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:06:17 AM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 17, 2010, 11:48:08 PM

words words words lawyers words

No Huddle · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:07:39 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 17, 2010, 11:48:08 PM

So how many bammers actually follow that creed? I know the lawyers don't

I know I do.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on March 18, 2010, 11:06:17 AM

So, I guess when Auburn shuts out bammer in the Iron Bowl this year, you guys will come back and say we copied you from 2008.

Token · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:00:03 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 18, 2010, 01:15:40 PM

So, I guess when Auburn shuts out bammer in the Iron Bowl this year, you guys will come back and say we copied you from 2008.

No, in general, Auburn fans are the only people I know who lay claim to originating everything in college football. We don't give a shit what you did, or did not, copy.

notthatcool · « **Reply #30 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 18, 2010, 03:00:03 PM

No, in general, Auburn fans are the only people I know who lay claim to originating everything in college football. We don't give a poop what you did, or did not, copy.

To be fair it is only a couple of delusional Auburn fans. I, along with most other rational people, could care less about this website argument. I haven't seen the bama one (I'm sure it is nice), but the AU one is well done.

AUChizad · « **Reply #31 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:42:13 PM »

Quote from: notthatcool on March 18, 2010, 03:33:12 PM

To be fair it is only a couple of delusional Auburn fans. I, along with most other rational people, could care less about this website argument. I haven't seen the bama one (I'm sure it is nice), but the AU one is well done.

The college football fans that know facts know that we invented Tiger Walk, which is "the most copied tradition in sports."

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/maisel/031120auburn.html

We also came up with the inter-locking arms thing, which was no one, including us, does anymore, but became wildly popular after we did it in 04.

notthatcool · « **Reply #32 on:** March 18, 2010, 03:50:24 PM »

Other athletic departments incorporate what other schools do to enhance the gameday experience. I'm sure AU has incorporated ideas as well.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 18, 2010, 03:00:03 PM

No, in general, Auburn fans are the only people I know who lay claim to originating everything in college football. We don't give a poop what you did, or did not, copy.

We are the Alpha and the Omega....bitch.

Kaos · « **Reply #34 on:** March 18, 2010, 04:31:46 PM »

Quote from: notthatcool on March 18, 2010, 03:33:12 PM

To be fair it is only a couple of delusional Auburn fans. I, along with most other rational people, could care less about this website argument. I haven't seen the bama one (I'm sure it is nice), but the AU one is well done.

How much less could you care?

notthatcool · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on March 18, 2010, 04:31:46 PM

How much less could you care?

about this much...

No Huddle · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2010, 01:24:44 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 18, 2010, 01:15:40 PM

So, I guess when Auburn shuts out bammer in the Iron Bowl this year, you guys will come back and say we copied you from 2008.

Pass that poop over here! Puff, puff, give.

Token · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2010, 09:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Pussy on March 18, 2010, 04:26:52 PM

We are the Alpha and the Omega....bitch.

Pussy is the Alpha and Omega to every living man. It gave me life and it's trying it's damnedest to take it back. And some how, it's also omnipotent, and omniscience. Did I forget omnipresence??

All hail the pussy!!!

No Huddle · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2010, 10:20:15 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 19, 2010, 09:00:42 PM

Pussy is the Alpha and Omega to every living man. It gave me life and it's trying it's damnedest to take it back. And some how, it's also omnipotent, and omniscience. Did I forget omnipresence??

All hail the pussy!!!

Sounds like you are putting the pussy up on a pedestal.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2010, 01:43:10 AM »

Quote from: Token on March 19, 2010, 09:00:42 PM

Pussy is the Alpha and Omega to every living man. It gave me life and it's trying it's damnedest to take it back. And some how, it's also omnipotent, and omniscience. Did I forget omnipresence??

All hail the pussy!!!

I guess I don't care for middle-aged lawyers in middle Alabama as much as you do.

Miss Lucille, however, looooooves the Pussy.