You guys just wait til the LSwho game - I doubt I will have a tan, but I won't be the same fat preggo chick as two years ago. I'm gonna have to beat you perverts off with my whip... 
haha - you said beat them off, with a whip. Getting beaten off with a whip may be a bit too crazy for some of these guys. They probably just do the "stranger"** version of the handy when they fell frisky and kinky.
(** "the stranger", as in sitting on their favorite hand until it falls asleep and goes numb, then when they commence with the

they can imagine that is actually someone else's hand - although I never understand why that would be any good - even if it felt like someone else's hand, it's still a dude's hand, and that's just wrong)