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Create an advertising slogan for this business
« on: March 04, 2010, 11:35:07 PM »
This is an actual business on Louetta Road in Spring, TX.  I never went in so I have no idea what they actually sold, nor do I want to know.  But alas, they are out of business now.  Maybe if they had had a better advertisng slogan...  am sure some of you guys could come up with one...



Update:   Chewy Balls is in reference to Asian smoothies, teas, and other drinks that are served with tapioca spheres in the bottom of the cup. Delightfully refreshing drinks that soothe the palate.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 11:40:31 PM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 08:24:35 AM »
No one can resist my Chewy Balls

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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 08:26:01 AM »
They're mmmm mmmm good.

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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 12:48:06 PM »
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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2010, 12:49:14 PM »
Speaking of genitalia and strangely named restaurants with even stranger slogans...

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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 02:33:40 PM »
Speaking of genitalia and strangely named restaurants with even stranger slogans...


That special sauce will change your life.
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Re: Create an advertising slogan for this business
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 09:44:02 PM »
Two men, one cup.
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