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To be 14 again...

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To be 14 again...
« on: March 11, 2010, 06:02:09 PM »
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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 06:06:12 PM »
I would have hit it at 14
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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 07:21:21 PM »
I would have hit it at 14

I'll hit it at 32.
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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 12:37:54 AM »
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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 09:03:22 AM »
Not that I would want it to happen to my son....

But who the hell keeps telling on these teachers? Aren't they just TEACHING?
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 09:14:36 AM »
Not that I would want it to happen to my son....

But who the hell keeps telling on these teachers? Aren't they just TEACHING?

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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 09:38:00 AM »
Hell, I had a crush on my first grade teacher. Sixth grade teacher was  cross-eyed and I wouldn't have used Dinky Dinky to hit that. I would have nailed my 8th grade science teacher. Freshman homeroom teacher would have been fun too.

It seems like 6th grade sex education tutoring to me. That seems innocent enough.  :rofl:

What I think happened was the boy bragged about hitting it, and word traveled. Parents found out and filed charges. So who's the real victim here? If it was a male teacher and a female student, that would be different in what way? It's still child molestation and that's illegal. She is literally screwed.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700016009/House-Majority-Leader-Kevin-Garn-admits-to-incident-with-girl-in-past.html?pg=1
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Re: To be 14 again...
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 10:27:06 AM »
She better pull the LaFave defense and claim batshit crazy.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.