Puss makes me think of Sopranos. I'm super good with that.
Yeah...but he can't be Big Pussy, of course.
I suggest Super Pussy.
An old lady is cruising through the cafeteria in her nursing home. She stops at a table, pulls up her robe and screams "SUPER PUSSY!!!", and moves on to another table.
After a few stops, she hits Merv's table. Merv watches her display and calmly replies, "I'll have the soup, please."