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Welcome (back) AU30A/Pussy/ See Shoutbox
« on: March 11, 2010, 03:40:49 PM »
I'm glad you are back, but you have to be fisted in your mangina by Jumbo for leaving.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2010, 03:42:15 PM by AWK »
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Re: Welcome (back) AU30A/Pussy/ See Shoutbox
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 03:58:08 PM »
I suggest a couple of doses of Testemax...
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 04:38:19 PM »
I already got clearance from Jum...err HogMeat or whatever he's going by now.  My dogs do not have to be resubmitted for fistage.  And who is that incredibly handsome puss...man in the Shoutbox?  Striking.
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 04:39:47 PM »
I already got clearance from Jum...err HogMeat or whatever he's going by now.  My dogs do not have to be resubmitted for fistage.  And who is that incredibly handsome puss...man in the Shoutbox?  Striking.
Hogbear, because I'm half hogg/ half bear or not.
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 04:43:13 PM »
Can we change his name to pootie-tang?

The other is just so vulgar to use in a casual manner.

Havey Pootang maybe?
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Re: Welcome (back) AU30A/Pussy/ See Shoutbox
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 04:44:15 PM »
It personally makes me giggle to see Pussy on the list of members online....

Thank God I'm easily amused.
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 04:50:51 PM »
It personally makes me giggle to see Pussy on the list of members online....

Thank God I'm easily amused.

Our practice specailizes in pussy.
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 05:04:03 PM »
welcome back auesquire. lady gaga would be jealous.
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 05:44:29 PM »
Puss makes me think of Sopranos.  I'm super good with that.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 05:56:26 PM »
Welcome back! 
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Re: Welcome (back) AU30A/Pussy/ See Shoutbox
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »
It's about time! Welcome back queer.
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 07:20:18 PM »
Puss makes me think of Sopranos.  I'm super good with that.

Yeah...but he can't be Big Pussy, of course.

I suggest Super Pussy.

An old lady is cruising through the cafeteria in her nursing home.  She stops at a table, pulls up her robe and screams "SUPER PUSSY!!!", and moves on to another table.

After a few stops, she hits Merv's table.  Merv watches her display and calmly replies, "I'll have the soup, please."
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 09:15:51 AM »
Welcome back, O hatless one.
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Re: Welcome (back) AU30A/Pussy/ See Shoutbox
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 09:16:15 AM »
Yeah...but he can't be Big Pussy, of course.

I suggest Super Pussy.

An old lady is cruising through the cafeteria in her nursing home.  She stops at a table, pulls up her robe and screams "SUPER PUSSY!!!", and moves on to another table.

After a few stops, she hits Merv's table.  Merv watches her display and calmly replies, "I'll have the soup, please."

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."