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Testemax
« on: March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 PM »
Does your significant other complain about the toilet seat being up?  Is your girlfriend annoyingly reminding you with increased frequency that she would like a wedding ring and four children?  Has your wife shoved her foot so far up your ass that her stiletto looks like your new nose piercing?

Try Testemax.

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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 08:24:05 PM »
Ian.
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Re: Testemax
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 08:28:11 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on March 09, 2010, 08:24:05 PM
Ian.

Unfortunately, I think Testemax only works if you had a pair of balls to begin with.  Ian's actions are a direct result of his vagina.
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Re: Testemax
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 06:55:29 AM »
"Smelly taints and the devil's red curly hair."
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