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Religion Poll
« on: March 09, 2010, 09:43:56 AM »
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 09:54:35 AM »
I'm a wicken.

I am being oppressed by this poll!  I put a curse on you all.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 09:56:05 AM »
I now have two loves in my life: "big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 10:04:43 AM »
I now have two loves in my life: "big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis

"New Orleans is an expensive city, but fun."

I personally am Methodist which is really Roman Catholic twice removed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 10:55:43 AM »
"New Orleans is an expensive city, but fun."

I personally am Methodist which is really Roman Catholic twice removed.
I was raised deep Southern Baptist but am now by both choice and by marriage a Methodist.  Took communion this weekend for the first time as a Methodist - guess we had missed the Communion Sundays before, as we were not regular when the kids were babies.  Anyway, first time for me, and wow - was totally weirded out by the kneeling at the altar to receive communion.  Growing up Baptist, twern't no kneelin' - it was always passed around like the offering plate.  So that was totally new. I also still struggle with the whole "women wearing pants to church on Sunday morning" thing.  I can remember my mom doing that twice - TWICE - when I was a kid.  Both times it was below freezing outside, and she changed clothes three times out of nervousness.  Ladies wore dresses or skirts to church, period, and I still get kind of puckery when I walk into the sanctuary in a pair of pants.  Once it is sandal weather (not until after Easter!!) I will go back to skirts and dresses all summer and into fall.  Personal choice, and I am just more comfortable (mentally).  I know God doesn't care, but some habits are just too deeply ingrained.

You can take the girl out of the Baptist, but you can't take the Baptist out of the girl. 
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 11:02:36 AM »
Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 11:57:10 AM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 12:23:13 PM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?

Preach on Travolta. 
Remind me sometime at a gathering to relay the story of me and the Church of Scientology in downtown San Diego back 20 years ago.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 12:35:30 PM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?

fixed.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 01:33:40 PM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?
Come out of the closet, Mr Cruise!
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 01:43:36 PM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?
Just let me know when those thetans come back...I don want none of dem der anal-probes.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 01:44:45 PM »
Why is alcoholic not listed either?
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 01:46:11 PM »
Why is alcoholic not listed either?

Because it is not a religion it is a life style.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 01:53:48 PM »
Because it is not a religion it is a life style.
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 01:54:28 PM »
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2010, 02:05:49 PM »
So, I guess those of us that are Scientologists don't get a say in this?
I try to make it a point not to make fun of people's religion. I mean, who knows what is actually the "right" religion? However, Scientology is one crazy ass religion. I've never met a Scientologist or anything, so I don't know how folks in their religion are. But just from what I have read.....wow.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2010, 02:52:03 PM »
I try to make it a point not to make fun of people's religion. I mean, who knows what is actually the "right" religion? However, Scientology is one crazy ass religion. I've never met a Scientologist or anything, so I don't know how folks in their religion are. But just from what I have read.....wow.

I see what you mean.

Aliens seeding the earth with humans is soooo much crazier than any other religious myth.

They're all equally incredible.
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2010, 03:23:02 PM »
I did a brief stint in Utah...and I have to say, once you start getting deep into the Mormon religion, I mean the stuff they don't tell the general public...well Scientology isn't the craziest squirrel in the tree.

And Wes, don't fuck with my water into wine fanatsy.
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Re: Religion Poll
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2010, 03:32:57 PM »
I did a brief stint in Utah...and I have to say, once you start getting deep into the Mormon religion, I mean the stuff they don't tell the general public...well Scientology isn't the craziest squirrel in the tree.

I'm reading Under The Banner of Heaven now and it has been very illuminating vis a vis teh Mormons.  Crazy fuckers.

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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2010, 03:52:30 PM »
my dancing skillz say i'm baptist.

my bank account says i'm jewish.

there wasn't an option for a little bit of both; therefore, i checked christian. 
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