Please tell me WTF's up with your A-day?

[JR4AU]

I think you've hit on something here.  With no straight scoring and clearly defined teams, how can Alabama win the Spring Game Nation Title?  Genius FR4AU, you see right through him to the core of his bammer-ness.  Well done.

At Auburn's A-day they'll run some plays, Auburn folks will Oooo, and Ahhhh at the ones that gain big yards, and marvel at any big hits, then go home and ponder the possibilities of the 2010 season.  At bammer's  A-day, they'll be wondering how Tom Roberts will narrarate this A-Day game on a future episode of Bammer's greatest games, while many will flog their cocks in the bathrooms of Bryant-Denny over having 90K plus in attendance at a spring srcimmage and it won't even cross their minds that it's that same line of thinking that brought those drunk fools out to the Tuscaloser Air Strip to greet Saban's arrival, including the blonde bombed bimbo that ran her tounge down Saban's gullet just prior to her DUI arrest.  

[The Prowler]

How the hell are people that are drinking a bottle of celebratory Crown going to keep up with whatever the hell this format is?

Paul Fuckhead and John Longshore will be "coaching" y'alls A-Day game.  Game, Set, Match.

[Tiger Six]

Winston Salem.  Batting practice is at 4:30.

[Pell City Tiger]

Paul Fuckhead and John Longshore will be "coaching" y'alls A-Day game.  Game, Set, Match.

That is a prime bitch slap! Well played.

Anyone want to buy a trampoline?

[The Prowler]

These prospects will enjoy it....

QB
Kiehl Frazier, (Top QB and possibly Top player from Ark.)
C.J. Uzomah
Chris Nelson
J Tribble
Breyuane Sanders
Terris Lewis
Maikhail Miller
Matt Hamner
Justin Murray (2012 Prospect)
Rueben Foster (2013 Prospect)


RB
Michael Dyer (signee)
Ladarious Phillips (signee)
Mike Blakely
Marcus Jackson
Larry Jefferson (2012 Prospect)
Chaz Elder (2012 Prospect)

WR
Trovon Reed (signee)
Shaun Kitchens (signee)
Cody Frederick (walk-on)

TE
Dakota Mosley (signee)
Bryce Sweeney

OL
Shon Coleman (signee)
Eric Mack (signee)
Chad Slade (signee)
Tunde Fariyike (signee)
Spencer Region (commit)
Thomas O'Reilly (commit)
Reese Dismukes (Good friends with Region and O'Reilly)
Brey Cook, (Top OL and possibly Top player from Arkansas)
Greg Robinson, (Top OL from Louisiana and former teammate of Trovon Reed at Thibodaux)
Will Sport
James Lewis
Ryan Mack
Justin Floyd
J.D. Jones
Kendrick Williams
Michael Flint (2012 Prospect, will be a Top OLineman in Alabama)

DE
Justin Delaine (signee)
Brandon Fulse
Keymiya Harrell
Stephon Tuitt
Devaunte Sigler

DT
Jeffrey Whitaker (signee)
Kenneth Carter (signee)
Jamichael Payne
Andre Johnson
Corey Redwine
Jamontay Pilson
Josh Gentry

LB
Jake Holland (signee)
LaDarius Owens (signee)
Jawara White (signee)
Kris Frost
Chris Landrum
Eddie Johnson
Maleki Harris
Hunter Kissinger (teammate of Brey Cook)
Desmond Lavelle
Matthew LeFlore
Marcus Richardson
Mason Harris

CB
Ryan White (signee)
Trent Fisher (walk-on, Jeff Fisher's son)
Erique Florence (could be the Top player in Alabama)
Trey Washington


S
Ryan Smith (signee)
Anthony Swain (commit)
Izauea Lanier (commit)
Chris Jones
Jonathan Rose
Patrick Prewitt
Jake Howton

ATH
Mario Lanier (2012 Prospect, brother of Izauea)

DS
Charles Jacbos (walk-on)

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Basketball:
Josh Langford SF 6'7 205lbs. Huntsville, Ala. (Top basketball prospect in Alabama)

[No Huddle]

These prospects will enjoy it....


OL
Spencer Region (commit)
Thomas O'Reilly (commit)
Reese Dismukes (Good friends with Region and O'Reilly and will commit to allbarn next week)
CB

Erique Florence (could be the Top player in Alabama and will commit to allbarn when it is all said and done)

I fixed a couple of things for you.

[Snaggletiger]

I really, really, really want this Florence kid.  Seriously, he is a special athlete. My brother in law coaches against him in his region.  He has said Bama lock for a while.  To see his interest in Auburn is really encouraging.  The dude is bad azz all the way around.

[Tiger Wench]

Come on, Wench, think of something clever to say, huh? Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Come on, dazzle me.

Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.

[Hogwally]

   Ok, time out.  I believe I'm going to have to throw a flag on Ms. Ziemba for a false start.  Her first hijacking attempt was a Bad News Bears quote, then she went with Bull Durham.

[Saniflush]

   Ok, time out.  I believe I'm going to have to throw a flag on Ms. Ziemba for a false start.  Her first hijacking attempt was a Bad News Bears quote, then she went with Bull Durham.

I'm glad I'm not the only one around here paying attention

[The Prowler]

another player was in attendance....

Damien Williams WR (Former Springdale HS/Arkansas/USC) he was there hanging out with his former HS coach...Coach Malzahn.

[The Prowler]

and for the kill.....

[Tiger Wench]

   Ok, time out.  I believe I'm going to have to throw a flag on Ms. Ziemba for a false start.  Her first hijacking attempt was a Bad News Bears quote, then she went with Bull Durham.

The original theme was simply Insults from Sports Movies in general, but no one was smart enough to pick up on that, so I stuck with Bull Durham...

Bitch, don't be calling me Ziemba.  I'll chop block that flag right up your ass.