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All bark, no bite whatsoever

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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #80 on: February 24, 2010, 02:31:41 PM »
Watching those two interviews does seem like an alternate universe from my original perception of the video.

"Tough Thug" really was talking like Stewie Griffin. He still had cornrows, but everything else showed that he appeared to be an articulate gentleman.

Epic Beard Man, however, casually mentions in passing that he knocked his friends teeth out for stealing his cocaine, and clearly hallucinated about "Tough Thug" being a murderer, and threatening him with a knife, etc.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #81 on: February 24, 2010, 03:28:47 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #82 on: February 24, 2010, 06:35:04 PM »
Watching those two interviews does seem like an alternate universe from my original perception of the video.

"Tough Thug" really was talking like Stewie Griffin. He still had cornrows, but everything else showed that he appeared to be an articulate gentleman.

Epic Beard Man, however, casually mentions in passing that he knocked his friends teeth out for stealing his cocaine, and clearly hallucinated about "Tough Thug" being a murderer, and threatening him with a knife, etc.
With Thug, I see it as some thug trying to act like someone that he isn't to try and sway the people onto his side...or Tommie Slick beat the fuck outta him so bad that his face is permanently disfigured and that's causing him to talk different.

With Tommie Slick, I see a 67 year old man that just plain can't remember every single thing that happened, but he's going to give it to you how he saw it...no matter what, and he doesn't care what anyone thinks...because he Is A Mother Fucker.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #83 on: February 24, 2010, 08:53:39 PM »
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #84 on: February 24, 2010, 09:41:29 PM »
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His 15 minutes aren't up yet.  They just now got around to the funk remix...

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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #85 on: February 25, 2010, 03:40:57 PM »
our new smiley courtesy of me!

:ebm:
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #86 on: February 25, 2010, 04:39:51 PM »
our new smiley courtesy of me!

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you got dem skillz.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2010, 09:30:53 PM »
our new smiley courtesy of me!

:ebm:

Seriously GF, you are the GREATEST farker in the history of farks!!
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #88 on: February 26, 2010, 08:21:10 AM »
Seriously GF, you are the GREATEST farker in the history of farks!!

let him touch your face.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #89 on: February 26, 2010, 10:04:06 AM »
His 15 minutes aren't up yet.  They just now got around to the funk remix...



That video made me dance. Is that wrong?
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #90 on: February 26, 2010, 10:10:24 AM »
That video made me dance. Is that wrong?

No. But I still like the Black Betty song the best. That shit is hilarious to me.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #91 on: February 26, 2010, 10:58:52 AM »
let him touch your face.

What will he touch for $5?
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #92 on: February 26, 2010, 11:00:45 AM »
What will he touch for $5?

He'll pay you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #93 on: February 26, 2010, 12:01:13 PM »
No. But I still like the Black Betty song the best. That shit is hilarious to me.

Agreed.  That shit had me howling.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2010, 09:43:31 PM »
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #95 on: March 01, 2010, 07:32:38 PM »
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #96 on: March 01, 2010, 07:42:02 PM »
New videos here and on his Facebook page. :rofl:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/2010/02/28/epic-beard-man-documentary/
WTF? He was in the mental ward with Ed Gein...and he fucked with him?
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #97 on: March 01, 2010, 07:47:14 PM »
I'm still watching the documentary, but holy shit this is funny stuff.

He is one deranged motherfucker.

I'd like to see an interview with someone who knows him who is not psychotic, like a family member or something.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2010, 08:46:57 PM »
It looks like untreated bi-polar disorder.
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Re: All bark, no bite whatsoever
« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2010, 04:23:39 PM »
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