Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good

[Birmingham]

I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.

[chinook]

I poured my first glass last night.  I came across a couple of ranchers and gave them head.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.

thanks for the update.

[Jumbo]

It's great to mix it with an ice cold Zima.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.

You could just have your boyfriend pour it directly into your poop shoot for you. 

[RWS]

I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  

As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.

[Birmingham]

As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.

As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.





(sorry, bro, had to)

[The Prowler]

As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.

As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.

(sorry, bro, had to)

[Birmingham]

lmao!  I meant nothing by it.  Just giving him a hard time.  If he'd pick a game next season I'd do my best to end this joke once and for all. 

[Jumbo]

As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.





(sorry, bro, had to)

Damn, where is the love?

[wesfau2]

I laughed.

I'm not ashamed.

[Tiger Wench]

Aspiration pneumonia is caused by breathing foreign materials (usually food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth) into the lungs. This may lead to:

•A collection of pus in the lungs (lung abscess)
•An inflammatory reaction
•A lung infection (pneumonia)

Aspiration of foreign material into the lungs can be caused by:

•Anesthesia
•Coma
•Decreased or absent gag reflex in people who are not alert (unconscious or semi-conscious)
•Dental problems
•Disorders that affect normal swallowing
•Disorders of the esophagus (esophageal stricture, gastroesophageal reflux)
•Excessive alcohol use
•Medications that affect alertness
•Old age
•Sedatives

Why not try to finish the bottle at one sitting?  Just be sure not to, you know, get choked and gag and inhale or anything.  I am sure RWS has you trained better than that by now, but hey, here's hoping!!!

[boartitz]

Why not try to finish the bottle at one sitting?  Just be sure not to, you know, get choked and gag and inhale or anything.  I am sure RWS has you trained better than that by now, but hey, here's hoping!!!

I'll play some Jimi at the funereal.

[jesus]

I open this thinking JIP has out done his performance at the USC-East Treefort tailgate, only to find someone enjoying a pussy-fied version of Sizzurp. 

Oh, WhatCouldHaveBeen!

[CCTAU]

Hmmmm. Hazelnut.....

[AUTiger1]

I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.

 

[wesfau2]

I open this thinking JIP has out done his performance at the USC-East Treefort tailgate, only to find someone enjoying a pussy-fied version of Sizzurp. 

Oh, WhatCouldHaveBeen!

Cryptic.

[No Huddle]

I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.

The guy in your avatar would kick your ass for that. It is great with ice. Some even add a splash of water but never ever under any circumstances add jolly ranchers and a mother freakin' airhead 

[jadennis]

B'Ham, I say add whatever the hell you want.  If you like it a little better that way, then do it.  It's not like you removed the alcohol or something.

Oh, and Godfather....should this thread be moved over to the Man Up - Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell " thread?

[chinook]

B'Ham, I say add whatever the hell you want.  If you like it a little better that way, then do it.  It's not like you removed the alcohol or something.

Oh, and Godfather....should this thread be moved over to the Man Up - Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell " thread?

i hear the godfodder has a limp e-penis...so no.

[Birmingham]

Changing the recipe a little.  I put 5 airheads in it this time.  Damn that's good.