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Happy Birthday to...
« on: March 04, 2010, 11:09:22 AM »
Our resident fuckhead bammer Token!

Happy Birthday Jason I made you this cake and then ate it
:bday:

Now off to Jumbo for your birthday fisting!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 11:13:40 AM »
Welcome to the real world, jack ass!

Oh, and...happy birthday!

...to the ground.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 11:24:48 AM »
Happy Birthday.  Is this the year your other ball finally drops?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 11:42:53 AM »
Happy Birthdayz!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 11:50:39 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 12:04:12 PM »
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 12:33:51 PM »
Happy Birthday Toke!

Whichever one applies....





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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2010, 04:28:57 PM »
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!



She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 04:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.

You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2010, 05:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2010, 04:38:59 PM
You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 05:37:51 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!



She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.

Two weeks ago we ventured in there and were graced with a damsel totin' 27 lb tatas and I have the pics to prove it. 

Other than that one experience, that place is full of women that will turn you asexual.
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 06:17:09 PM »
I've been there twice. The first time was just as you described. I swear, this one dancer had false teeth! Her upper came unglued right as she asked my buddy if he wanted a lap dance.

This stripping midget lured me back in. I was mesmerized. The other chicks looked better than the first venture into the place. Not Sammy's quality, but not meth heads either.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 07:16:33 PM »
Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.

Happy birthday to our resident jackbooted fascist thug, the donut munching porcine arm of Da Man, and violator of the civil rights of thousands of innocent citizens who were just sitting there minding their own business.  
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 07:47:22 PM »
Nothing says birthday like a token fisting.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 08:00:06 PM »
Good to see you've knocked out another b'day!   :bc:
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 08:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2010, 07:16:33 PM
Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.
It's that voodoo that we do so well.
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2010, 07:16:33 PM
the donut mpunching porcin arm of Da Man
FTFY
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 08:42:47 PM »
Happy Happy Birthday Token!!!!!

And because you are a tolerable bammer, I hope your sister takes her teeth out and shows you a really good time tonight.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 09:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
It's that voodoo that we do so well.FTFY
Oh Lilly,Lilly.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2010, 09:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!



She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
Chad just... jizzed in his pants
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 09:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 04, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
Chad just... jizzed in his pants
Punt Bama Punt.
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