I can only deduce that this thread is talking about paying for something that costs twenty cents with a case quarter.
Get the hell off my lawn.
My kids do speak this "nickleback" phrase frequently. I'll have to investigate.
You might want to look into that Limp Bizkit the kids are raving about as well.
For the record, I hated Nickelback from day one.
I hated the whole genre. Puddle of Mudd, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Creed, Alterbridge, Three Days Grace, Smile Empty Soul, Crossfade...
They are all indestinguishable. I had a friend that was into those kinds of bands named Jason. I referred to the genre as Jason Rock.
Let's take a look at my tolerance for them vs. their singles (see chart attached below).
1. This is How You Remind Me - I could tolerate that. A cheesey cliche' generic rock ballad. But decent enough to not despise. Never wanted to buy their album or anything though.
2. Too Bad - I began to dislike them here. The song just grated on my nerves with its repetiveness
3. Two singles I don't remember "Never Again" and "Someday" - I may remember them if I look them up and listen to them, but I don't want to put myself through that kind of torture.
4. Figured You Out - This is the only point on the graph that is represented by a crest rather than a trough. The song was about doing cocaine and sexual abuse. Pass for this one, Nickelback.
5. Feelin' Way Too Damn Good - Another meh-inducing song.
6. Two more crap singles I don't remember "Because of You" and "See You At The Show" - See #3.
7. Photograph - The bomb goes off. It's pretty much fuck Nickelback from this point forward. I hated this goddman song.
8. More crap. I want nothing to do with any knowledge of what Nickelback is doing at this point. They have dipped even below the zero scale for me.
9. Rock Star - Chad Kroger must be killed. This has got to be the worst song ever recorded. If you hear the background vocalist add "I'll take the quesadilla" and you don't fill with rage right there, then you probably are one of the ingrates purchasing their albums.
10. Even more crap - Please make it stop
11. Something In Your Mouth - Christ, is this a stupid fucking song.
I present to you the Shakespearean Sonnet in its entirety.
Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on!
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
If Hollywood had called her she'd be gone before you holler, come on!
Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!
(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
Crafty little lip tricks, tattoos on her left hip
She's bending as you're spending, there's no end to it, so baby come on!
Dressed up like a princess, betting that her skin smells
Better than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on!
Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!
(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
She loves the night scene, bar queen, just living for the fun
Taking over every dance floor like she's the only one
In the spotlight, all night, kissing everyone
And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
(So much cooler)
When you never pull it out
(So much cuter)
With something in your mouth!
(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone!
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake that ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your