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« on: February 13, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »
I am sure that Howard wanted the damn poodles or the shih tzus to win; I was hoping that the Neopolitan Mastiff ("Fang") would make the cut...but nope...it was the Beagle...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080213/ap_on_sp_ot/dog_show_24
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 04:21:07 PM »
I don't get the love affair with the poodle.  All these dogs are groomed to look their absolute best but the poodle looks like a freakin' hedge outside a ritzy hotel that Edward Scissorhands just got a hold of.  It's like they cut a damn clown suit into their fur.

Out of the finalists, I was glad to see the beagle win.  Don't care for em' myself but anything was better than one of those poodles.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 04:52:25 PM »
According to my wife (who laps at the teet of the veterinary industry) poodles are supposed to have that poofy cut according to breed standards.  They were originally bred as "water dogs" so the increased amount of fur at the joints is designed to keep them warmer.  And gay-er.

We own a Weimaraner, so we were pulling for it.  I wouldn't recommend ever owning one, however, as they destroy your home, wake you up at all hours of the night, and frequently vomit and shit in the most hidden and obscure places.  Kind of like living with Ogre during college.

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Re: Westminster
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2008, 04:53:58 PM »
I want to see a bassett hound win next year.  

That, or a bird dog.  

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Re: Westminster
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 04:55:40 PM »
We own a Weimaraner, so we were pulling for it.  I wouldn't recommend ever owning one, however, as they destroy your home, wake you up at all hours of the night, and frequently vomit and shit in the most hidden and obscure places.  Kind of like living with Ogre during college.

We own a Jack Russell, a Lab and a dog that looks like a Lab, but her daddy might have been a traveling man. 

Guess what, they act like Weimeraners. 
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 04:57:26 PM »
We own a Jack Russell, a Lab and a dog that looks like a Lab, but her daddy might have been a traveling man. 

Guess what, they act like Weimeraners. 

And Ogre.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 04:59:08 PM »
We own a Weimaraner, so we were pulling for it.  I wouldn't recommend ever owning one, however, as they destroy your home, wake you up at all hours of the night, and frequently vomit and shit in the most hidden and obscure places.  Kind of like living with Ogre during college.

I thought shitting under the couch cushion was clever, until we had people sleep over and needed to use the hide-a-bed.  Lest you forget that I don't vomit, that's your forte.  
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 05:17:58 PM »


I thought shitting under the couch cushion was clever, until we had people sleep over and needed to use the hide-a-bed.  Lest you forget that I don't vomit, that's your forte.  

Or, on rare occasions, do both at the same time.   :puke:   :shit:
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 10:08:11 PM »
We own a Jack Russell, a Lab and a dog that looks like a Lab, but her daddy might have been a traveling man. 

Guess what, they act like Weimeraners. 

Jacks. Damn dogs from hell. If you have time to spend with them (A LOT) they are happy. If not, you are not happy. And you better have at least 6 feet of fence to keep the little bastards from jumping over. Needless to say, he went to live with my uncle in the country. One damn happy dog now. He chases anything that moves. You just can't walk in the yard without falling into a 3 foot hole. Diggy little bastard.

My choc. lab that I named Aubie, years ago, was the best dog I ever owned. EVER. But alas, I let him keep his nuggets and he escaped from the yard looking for SOME and got hit by a car. I haven't been that close to a dog since.

Had a Golden. Nice dog. Just never would calm down. My son at 6 years old learned how to lure her into her pen and then lock the door. She played way too rough. And she was 3 yrs old.

So if you have all 3 of those, you must be saving up for new furniture.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 12:57:00 AM »
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 09:35:50 AM »
Congrats!
This is officially the gayest thread on TigersX!
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 11:20:42 AM »
You anti-caninite.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 12:12:03 PM »
Congrats!
This is officially the gayest thread on TigersX!
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Now that you have posted it is.
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 12:30:24 PM »
Wow Howard, I had no idea you were such a fag dog show enthusiast.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 12:37:00 PM »
:taunt:
Congrats!
This is officially the gayest thread on TigersX!
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Your persian and calico lapcats obviously don't let you watch the dog show eh?
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Westminster
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2008, 12:38:12 PM »
Wow Howard, I had no idea you were such a fag dog show enthusiast.

If you haven't watched "Best in Show" you do not know comedy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Westminster
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2008, 12:46:27 PM »
If you haven't watched "Best in Show" you do not know comedy.

"What Shih Tzus need rescuing anyway? You don't see Shih Tzus straggling around the streets in an old coat: "help, alms for the poor".
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Westminster
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2008, 03:33:39 PM »
"What Shih Tzus need rescuing anyway? You don't see Shih Tzus straggling around the streets in an old coat: "help, alms for the poor".

You go get her Busy Bee!
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