Why doesn't he just drink some of the local tap water? The resulting exploding shits should be good for a few pounds lost.
I wonder if the INS is watching for that truck to come near the border - he could smuggle over a dozen relatives hidden in his folds.
If a crane has to lift him, then how does he actually shit? And who wipes him? (Who on here was looking for a new job the other week? That would be hell to explain - waddya do - I clean Mexican mudflaps)
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