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Hillary Duff gets engaged

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2010, 12:18:42 PM »
It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.

What kind of car do you drive, Weskies?

I forget. :)
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 12:50:52 PM »
What kind of car do you drive, Weskies?

I forget. :)

This is the route he should be going.

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2010, 01:21:04 PM »
Wes has a Shaguar...
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 02:14:22 PM »
This is the route he should be going.



Hey now, I own a Volvo.

And it's 300 horses of pure sex appeal.

At the retirement home.
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2010, 03:14:12 PM »
Ok, fine.  Women usually get a ring when a man asks us to marry him.  What's your point?  Not all women get one - not all women WANT one - and not all women are as shallow as you are making us out to be.  These days?  Center stone is not always a diamond.  I picked out a setting and told C to put whatever the hell he wanted to in the middle of it - I even suggested a sapphire or an emerald.  He chose a diamond.  His choice.  I was and am in love with him - I would have said yes without a ring at all.

That's stupid reason to not get married.  It's a symbol, a token, a pledge - traditional, with meaning behind it.  Sorry if it chaps your ass to have to cough up the money for a ring, but if that's the case, either find a chick who feels the same way you do about spending money on an engagement ring, or feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.  

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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
Ok, fine.  Women usually get a ring when a man asks us to marry him.  What's your point?  Not all women get one - not all women WANT one - and not all women are as shallow as you are making us out to be.  These days?  Center stone is not always a diamond.  I picked out a setting and told C to put whatever the hell he wanted to in the middle of it - I even suggested a sapphire or an emerald.  He chose a diamond.  His choice.  I was and am in love with him - I would have said yes without a ring at all.

That's stupid reason to not get married.  It's a symbol, a token, a pledge - traditional, with meaning behind it.  Sorry if it chaps your ass to have to cough up the money for a ring, but if that's the case, either find a chick who feels the same way you do about spending money on an engagement ring, or feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.  



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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2010, 03:24:39 PM »
....feel free to stay single and fuck dollar bills on those cold lonely nights.  

Hey. Hey. Hey. A few of those dollar bills can buy a warm body for a while. And then she leaves. No ring. No complaining. Nothing.

I prefer a wife, but I won't knock the hooker crowd.


Also. Is is just me or does the Duffster look like she is just one cheeseburger away from busting out.
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2010, 03:36:06 PM »
You may as well, Taylor, since women aren't part of your profile anyway... right?
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2010, 03:48:39 PM »
You may as well, Taylor, since women aren't part of your profile anyway... right?
You're right, I like whores.  :thumsup:
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2010, 03:57:48 PM »
One day I fear we might wake up to find Wes on youtube beating up a black man.
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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2010, 04:02:08 PM »
One day I fear we might wake up to find Wes on youtube beating up a black man.

Shall I go ahead and call an amber lamp?
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2010, 04:07:37 PM »
Shall I go ahead and call an amber lamp?
You better - someone is definitely leaking.
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2010, 04:16:24 PM »
You better - someone is definitely leaking.
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2010, 04:26:34 PM »
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2010, 04:31:17 PM »
Let your Soul Glo.
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She had the GI Joe Kung Fu Grip
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