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Hillary Duff gets engaged
« on: February 24, 2010, 11:54:52 AM »
« Last Edit: February 24, 2010, 11:58:51 AM by AWK »
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 11:57:20 AM »
#4 for the win!
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 12:25:51 PM »
Diamonds for a blowjob? She wins.
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 12:51:24 PM »
He better enjoy it, it's probably one of his last...
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 12:58:31 PM »
You don't pay a hooker for sex.


You pay a hooker to leave.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 01:26:45 PM »
Now if he can just get her to quit training for the next "rock'in the beer gut" video, he'll be happy.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 01:30:09 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on February 24, 2010, 12:51:24 PM
He better enjoy it, it's probably one of his last...
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 06:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on February 24, 2010, 11:57:20 AM
#4 for the win!
No shit. He'd best hang on to this photo. That well is about to dry up.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 08:04:59 PM »
Damn.  After we got engaged, my wife just called her mother, and her best friend, and her dad, and her aunt, and her other best friend, and the old friend, and the new friend, and the work friend, and the lady down the street, and the mailman, and the UPS secretary, and the Chinese restaurant, and Domino's, and ABC 33/40, and the red phone on Glenn Beck's desk, and the Army, and her college professors, and her doctor, and.... 

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 08:30:04 PM »
I would need to see the next photo in the "sequence" that shows her wiping off her mouth before I believe this.

Besides... there's this...

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978066089

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Who knew hockey players had it so good?  I guess when you spend $1 million on an engagement ring, this is what you get.  Slow down people.  Duff isn’t actually giving Comrie a blowjob.  It does look pretty damn close, though.  Wonder what a $1,000 ring gets you?

Update:  Not quite a million bucks, according to another spot...

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Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie basked in their newly engaged status over the weekend in Maui, where he popped the question on Thursday. Hilary flashed her gorgeous ring while at the airport yesterday, but before that it was all about romantic time with Mike. The two posed for photos with a photographer on their balcony and sipped red wine, and she even got playful kissing his stomach on the lounge chair. Hilary was clearly enamored with her diamond, an estimated $300,000, 4.5-carat sparkler, happily snapping pictures of it herself.

Sorry guys - if uber hot hockey players don't get blowjobs, even for a ONE MILLION DOLLAR 14 carat $300K 4.5 carat ring, y'all are... well, screwed, tho not literally, of course...
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 09:43:52 PM »
$3400 is how much I spent on my wife's engagement ring and it took me a year to pay it off! 300k :puke:
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 10:35:08 PM »
It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.

A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 10:37:04 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 24, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.

A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
A diamond is forever, baby.  The man that gave it to you probably isn't.

Oooh oooh - a diamond is rock hard and lasts forever - isn't that every man's goal?

I can keep going...
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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 12:01:00 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 24, 2010, 10:37:04 PM


I can keep going...

Do it if you want, but those jokes are funny....until you realize that womanly happiness and satisfaction is, for a majority of you simpletons, tied to a stupid piece of geological waste.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 03:04:55 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 25, 2010, 12:01:00 AM
Do it if you want, but those jokes are funny....until you realize that womanly happiness and satisfaction is, for a majority of you simpletons, tied to a stupid piece of geological waste.
Fact.
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« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 07:27:33 AM »
Quote from: AWK on February 25, 2010, 03:04:55 AM
Fact.

Shark week.

They can put one of these on their finger.  I am told it will also last forever.





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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 07:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 25, 2010, 07:27:33 AM
Shark week.

They can put one of these on their finger.  I am told it will also last forever.






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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 08:59:14 AM »
Quote from: HogBear on February 25, 2010, 07:58:42 AM
Always thinking ahead.

I try.  

What's that you say ladies?  The milk jug is too ostentatious?  Well go for the more relaxed look of


and save a sea turtle while you are at it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hillary Duff gets engaged
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2010, 09:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 25, 2010, 08:59:14 AM
I try.  

What's that you say ladies?  The milk jug is too ostentatious?  Well go for the more relaxed look of


and save a sea turtle while you are at it.
That will make her friend's green with envy.
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2010, 11:56:35 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 24, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
It's stupid shit like this set of misplaced priorities that helped me swear off marriage.

A fucking mineral that is basically worthless aside from the value placed on it by women and rappers. Fuck that shit.
And we still get blowjobs!

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