Damn. After we got engaged, my wife just called her mother, and her best friend, and her dad, and her aunt, and her other best friend, and the old friend, and the new friend, and the work friend, and the lady down the street, and the mailman, and the UPS secretary, and the Chinese restaurant, and Domino's, and ABC 33/40, and the red phone on Glenn Beck's desk, and the Army, and her college professors, and her doctor, and....